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In: Health and safety, Oral Sex, Orgasm

I am battling with the Roomba this morning. It doesn’t want to charge. We had this problem not too long ago, and I was able to work some kind of magic to get it going again. Sadly, I seem to have lost my touch. I changed the battery. Nothing. Pushed buttons. Nothing. It’s pushing my buttons, I can tell you that. I’ll try again later.

Speaking of factory reset, Lion needed one last night. He was horny for the first time in a while. [Lion — 17 days!] I asked if he wanted the whole nine yards or just a blow job. He opted for the blow job. He didn’t think he could handle the whole nine yards. Fair enough. I always love giving him a blow job.

The first thing I did was bury my face in his balls. I haven’t done that in a long time. He was warm from being under the covers. Then I started my assault on his weenie. He responded right off the bat. A little while in, I thought he was going to lose it. I kept going, though. I knew it might take a while. Long after my arms had started to go numb, he got somewhat urgent. He even started bucking. I did my best to match his thrusts. He doesn’t usually do that.

When he came, I got a bunch of cream filling. It was probably twice what I have been getting. I don’t know if he needs to wait 17 days in order to have a huge orgasm or what, but he certainly had one. Maybe there’s something to the Ozempic decreasing his libido. He took some more today. I guess we’ll see what happens all week. If he’s horny again on Friday, maybe he’s on to something.

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In: Spanking games, Orgasm, Orgasm denial

I spent the morning at an in-person meeting for my company. I think something like 73% of us work from home now. Once a year the CEO travels to the big offices for a town meeting. This was my first one and it was another meeting that could have been an email. Well, maybe not, but definitely a video conference. They hype it as a good way to see your coworkers. Most of my coworkers are scattered all over the place. As far as I know, most of them have never met each other. Anyway, it was the first time in a long time I’d been anywhere for work.

We didn’t do anything sexual last night. I don’t know why. Maybe I was making Lion sweat it out. I know he wants an orgasm. (I hear you over there yelling, “Make him wait!”) Don’t worry. I’ll torture him again tonight. I probably won’t make him wait. I can’t promise he won’t be edged once or twice. That will just make it sweeter when he finally has a long-awaited (in his mind) orgasm.

The other day, Lion suggested playing a game. It seems like a good idea. We’d have to work out the details. I think he forgot, because we haven’t played in a long time, that we do have another game – Spankardy. I’m not sure I remember the exact rules, but I’m sure we can come up with them to play again. It actually sounds like a good game to play on Tuesday or Wednesday since those days don’t have punishment swats coming. Would it be bad if I gave him his elusive orgasm after work and then spanked him for our game later? He might not submit to that spanking as readily as if he was horny. On the other hand, does he have a choice?

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In: Orgasm, Hand Jobs

I forgot I have to make up an hour a day at work because I left early for Lion’s doctor appointment on Monday. I had just made a mistake and was asking for help when Lion wondered what time I was planning on spanking him. I realized then it was already 4:30, but I needed to fix my mistake. Then I remembered I had to make up time. I was stuck until 5:30.

As soon as I finished repairing my boo-boo I could spank him so he could shower. He decided to put off his shower because I said I was going to slather him with lube. I was really only going to use it on my weenie, but he opted for a shower after the festivities anyway. I don’t usually take an afternoon break so I snuck away for five minutes to give him his punishment day spanking. That way he had a little while to recover. He doesn’t really need much time. It’s not like it’s a full punishment spanking.

After work, I set up the massage table. Rather than using lube, I decided to use the same oil I use for waxing. If Lion was showering anyway, he could get rid of the oil easily. I think it’s slipperier than lube too. Before I got that far, I rubbed him all over. I don’t think it did anything for him, but I liked feeling close to him. Of course I spent some time on weenie and the boys.

When I thought he was ready, I oiled up my hands. One good thing about slippery hands is that I couldn’t pinch his nipples. He hates when I do it so he was happy to have that off the table. And he was glad to have my slippery hands on my weenie.

Whether I use lube or not, I have a problem keeping my strokes even. The other day I went too slow to keep him interested. Too fast is no good either. GoldiLion likes it just right. I get caught up listening or watching for cues that he’s getting close, and I don’t realize I’ve sped up or slowed down. I must have been doing something right because he had a nice orgasm. He even gave me some cream filling. Oil be damned, I lapped it up.

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In: Orgasm, Edging

Remember yesterday when I said I wasn’t going to make any promises for the weekend? Yeah. This is why I don’t do new year’s resolutions. I never keep them. I’ve decided we’re playing after lunch. Now, it may not be right after lunch since it takes a little bit to digest, but not long after lunch, we’ll play. Nope. I haven’t found the damn Velcro. I haven’t even looked yet. But Lion wants attention earlier and we do have the football game later, so early attention he’ll get.

Lion has been talking about masturbation lately. Does that mean he wants to masturbate? I’m not sure he can anymore. I may have trained it out of him. Of course, if he wants to do it, I can try to train it back into him. As far as I’m concerned, unless I’m not doing enough for him or if he wants me to watch him do it, there’s no need for him to masturbate. He did it because I wasn’t giving him enough sex. I may not be now either. Sometimes he feels it’s never enough. On the other hand, there are times I want to give him sex and he’s not up for it. He insists I should do it anyway. I haven’t had much luck with that.

A while ago, I decided to give Lion an orgasm every time we play. Is that rational? What if it’s one of those cases where he’s just not horny enough for an orgasm? Maybe he’s not going to get anywhere near the edge. He’s horny, and he wants sex, but the planets have not aligned. I was never very good at reading whether he wanted to be edged or really wanted an orgasm. I’ve been positive he wanted an orgasm, given it to him, and then he says he wanted to wait longer. The opposite has been true on occasion too. These are the “can’t win” times.

Another scenario is that I think he’s never going to get near the edge so I stop only for him to say he was near or getting there. This, I guess, is one of the problems of his not talking during sex. I mean I don’t want him to say, “oooh baby, oooh baby.” That’s not him. It’s just difficult for me to tell where he is on the horniness/nearing-the-edge scale. You’d think by now I’d know. Nope. He’s still a mystery.

[Lion — I don’t always know either. Sometimes I go from 20 to 100 in a few seconds. I wish I had more warning. I guess I can try to signal when I feel something happening. On the subject of masturbation, I’m not sure I can do it anymore. I don’t know if it matters. It’s just something that I haven’t done in nearly a decade. I prefer Mrs. Lion doing it for me, anyway.]