I went out to the camper yesterday. My goal was to take our puppy Willow into it so she could get used to it before we were all suddenly living in it on our trip. She was understandably confused. I pulled out Daisy’s toys so she’d be more comfortable. Maybe she’d be more comfortable when Lion was there too. Change is difficult.

Lion needed to go into the camper to get the Directv ready. When I came into the house, he said he wondered about the trip. As much as he wants to go, he worries about how difficult it will be to get in and out of the camper. It’s also difficult for him to get in and out of the truck. He asked me how I felt. I agreed it was hard for him, and I was also worried about how the dog would do. We decided to stay home. I suggested a trip in the near future to a dog-friendly hotel. It will probably be easier for all involved.

Since we’re staying home, I can wax Lion next weekend. He’s gotten furry again. It’s been at least four weeks. He’s not too furry, but I’ve started to notice. Next weekend is perfect timing for another session.

Lion wondered why we didn’t do anything Friday night. I was making up his pill packets. It takes a while, but it’s also sort of uncomfortable sitting in a weird position. Saturday night, he was sleeping a lot. We both slept a lot yesterday and could probably have slept a lot more today than we have. He woke up around 8:45 last night. He asked if I wanted to snuggle and wanted to know if I was okay. In his mind, it was two days of not doing anything. But he’d just woken up. He said he’s been awake for a while. Forgive me. I was letting him get his bearings before I pounced.

Earlier in the day, we fixed up the restraints I got some weeks ago. Lion has been looking forward to using them. There’s been so much on the bed because we have to keep it away from an inquisitive and chewing puppy that I decided the restraints were out for the time being. However, I could always tie his balls up. That’s also bondage. Lion likes bondage. He didn’t argue with the idea.

I normally tie his balls, make them bounce a bit, untie them and proceed to sucking. To mix things up a bit, I left him tied while I sucked him. I was able to make them bounce, and I tugged on them as I sucked. I’m not sure it made things more interesting or not. I could feel him getting closer. I got a little bit of an appetizer. He wasn’t making any noises, but I knew he was close. Without the benefit of panting, it would be difficult to stop short. I decided to charge right up the mountain and over the top.

Afterwards he said it had been 12 days, as if that’s a long time. Technically it is for him, but I could have (and maybe should have) made him wait longer. Maybe I will next time.

I whomped Lion’s butt for about five minutes last night. It seemed like enough. He was red all over and possibly had a few bruises forming. I wasn’t tired. He was only bleeding a tiny bit. But I was happy with the way his buns looked. I don’t think I cheated him. I don’t think he thinks I cheated him. He was probably very happy to be done.

After my shower, I wondered what to do with him. I still haven’t really unpacked the restraints. I showed them to him, and we acknowledged that the straps were way too long to use as is. We’ll have to work on them a bit. I thought of ginger, but I wasn’t sure we had any. Still, I decided to make it a butt night. I took a vibrating dildo that isn’t very big and went to work. The other day, he got some lube squirters, so I squirted some lube and followed that by the dildo slathered with more lube. I’d say you can never have too much lube, but you really can. Let’s say you need more than you think you do.

I was going slow, and Lion didn’t seem to be able to get it in all the way. That’s fine. I had sprung this on him. When we really get into anal play, he does an enema beforehand. I started moving it in and out since it wasn’t going in any further. When it got uncomfortable (at least when I knew it was uncomfortable), I stopped. You have to start slow with anal. You can’t just slam it in there.

When he was all cleaned up, he moved into blow job position. When I give him a hand job, I concentrate the pressure just under the head. Why not do the same thing with a blow job? I did a few deeper thrusts, but I mostly stayed with the tip. It must have worked because he was very happy. So happy, in fact, that I decided to let him go all the way. It was 16 days, and I thought he should have a happy ending.

Next time around, I’m going to try to get him super horny. If I can get him to the edge consistently, then I can get him super horny. I want him to be panting and sweating when I leave him hanging. That will require more BDSM to get him turned on. We’ll fix the straps, get some ginger, break out the IcyHot and be on our way.

By the way, I suggested having ass night every time I spank him. We’ll see what happens. If we start with an enema, it might just work.

We use Alexa to set timers for Lion’s eye drops. Sometimes she says she sets the timer, but then it never goes off. We also use Alexa to time spanking. Luckily she always goes off then. I think it may be an issue with subsequent timers. She rarely misses the first one. I decided to use Alexa for the edging timer. She cheats.

First of all, we played earlier in the day. It may only have been by an hour, but it was earlier. I started with a dildo. It was a big dildo, but I thought I would make him nervous after he questioned how I could continue playing with him if I don’t get turned on by it. I didn’t really think it would go in, at least not very far. When he suggested a smaller dildo, I found one and got that one in quite far. We haven’t done any anal activity in a long time, so I knew we wouldn’t get very far, but I wanted to try to get Lion more turned on. He also seemed excited by the timer idea.

I made sure Lion was well on the way to being hard before I set a five-minute timer. I wondered if Lion would think ten minutes of sucking would feel longer than ten minutes of spanking. We’ll never know. Alexa went off after five minutes. I continued to suck and set her for five more minutes. I was wondering if Lion would make it to the edge or not. He didn’t seem to be getting anywhere. Then, every so often, he made a little noise that seemed like he might. Of course, there was no reason I couldn’t set another timer if he didn’t get there in the allotted time.

It became clear that he was getting somewhere. His noises increased, and soon I had my cream filling. The odd thing was that he wasn’t all that hard when he came, and it didn’t seem to be a big one even though there was a lot of semen. There really doesn’t seem to be any correlation between how long he waits, how big an orgasm it is, and how much semen comes out. The timer hadn’t gone off, so I thought he’d gotten there before the five-minute mark. A few minutes later, I asked Lion if he had stopped the time after we were done. He hadn’t. There was no timer set. Alexa had cheated so he could have his orgasm.

I just know the two of them are working together. Be wary of artificial intelligence. Just sayin’.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Lion is trying to keep me from giving him an orgasm. About a week ago, he said I probably wanted to give him one so I wouldn’t have to deal with him again for a while. I did indeed want to give him one, but it wasn’t because I didn’t want to deal with him. I thought he was due, and I wanted to do it. I tried the night before we picked up the puppy. He couldn’t get to the edge.

Since the puppy got here, we’ve been tired. It’s like having a baby. Worse, actually. Babies are confined to a crib for most of the first few months. The first few months of having a puppy consist of asking, “Have you seen the puppy?” and saying, “Don’t chew that! Don’t pee there! Put that down! Get out of there!” There’s also a lot of “No!!!” As you can imagine, this doesn’t leave much time for sexual activity. Well, there’s time. There isn’t much energy.

I’ve wanted to give Lion an orgasm for over a week. I have to remind myself that I changed my mind when he said I wanted to give him one just to be rid of him for a while. The point is moot because I can’t seem to get him to the edge. I know he doesn’t have much say in the matter. I’m sure he could sabotage himself and not get hard, but I don’t think he can make himself get hard without going to the edge. I’m also sure it’s not me. What I mean by that is I’m not thinking I don’t turn him on anymore. None of the “poor Mrs. Lion” stuff. I know he goes through slumps, and maybe this is one of them. I’m also pretty sure it could be the inconsistency of things lately. Will we play tonight? I don’t know. He’s tired. I’m tired. We’re tired. Maybe we’ll play tonight but not tomorrow night and then maybe not the night after that, but Wednesday will be a good day.

It also occurs to me after I’ve been sucking him for a while that I should have brought out the rope or the clothespins or shoved a butt plug in to get the party started. I know that helps sometimes. I won’t say it’s a cure-all, but it can help. I’ll try to remember one of those playthings tonight, so my plaything can get more turned on. And maybe I’ll give him that orgasm I’ve been waiting for.