I tried to take advantage of the nice weather and mow the lawn this morning. I got pretty far before I had to take a rest. I’ll try for more later. As Lion is no doubt thinking, I also have to save some energy for sex.

We ran a few errands yesterday and then both took naps. We’ve been staying up later and, of course, the dog doesn’t understand weekends, so she insists I get up. Lion tends to sleep through this. In his defense, he was awake a lot last night because of his allergies. Yes, I know I have to change the bed and clean up dog toys so we can run the vacuum.

You’d think, if we took naps, we’d be rested and Lion would be ready for sex. He says he was horny earlier on Saturday. He just wasn’t horny at 8 when I wanted to give him attention. The problem is, in part, that he’s like a newborn baby in that he’s got his days and nights mixed up. I can’t play with him earlier on a weekday. I can potentially do it on a weekend, but not if I have to mow the lawn, change the bed, do other chores, etc. The sweet spot for loving tends to be morning or night. He never liked sex in the morning so that excludes that portion of our program. Night isn’t working for him lately, even if he takes naps. I don’t have an answer for this issue.

We got further than Lion thought we would last night when I tried to edge him. I was hopeful that my magic mouth would get him there. No such luck. I know it felt good. I had fun. He just didn’t quite make it all the way. Yes, he could have had an orgasm. Yes, we’ll try again today. Or, more likely, tonight. I’ve got to get back to the lawn so I have time to rest up for the festivities later on. As long as I get the bed changed before bedtime, that part of the problem will be solved.

Lion had a doctor’s appointment yesterday and then we went straight to an oil change. Well, it was supposed to be an oil change. It turns out it was only time for the tires to be rotated. Oh well. We picked up Pizza Hut on the way home for dinner. After all the activity, Lion was too tired for sex. Knowing it’s going to be a nice weekend and that means I’ll be mowing the lawn, he requested that I save some energy for sex. If he’s got energy, I’ll have energy. I also have to run to the store for some prescriptions we forgot about yesterday. I guess we were too excited about the pizza. We sailed right past the exit.

As you probably saw, Lion made me a chart of his red butt for spanking reference. Without knowing which implement was used to obtain that shade, I’m not sure how to replicate it. On the other hand, I suppose I could just keep swatting until I get there. I’m pretty sure I’ll run out of energy that night. Let’s just hope it doesn’t happen often. [Lion — That’s why I suggested experiments to figure out how to achieve the 7+ level of results. Poor me.]

Up until the point of being too tired, Lion had been looking forward to an orgasm yesterday. He was making the assumption that I would have given him one. Of course, we know he doesn’t get to decide when, or if, he gets an orgasm. That’s completely up to me. He’s just lucky I like giving them to him. However, if he doesn’t give me the yummy cream filling, what incentive do I have? Something for a Lion to ponder while waiting.

I do enjoy making him happy, so that’s another incentive for orgasms. He makes nice noises too. I know it’s probably not his fault he can’t produce semen. I’ll take pity on the poor Lion. He’ll have his orgasm tonight.

I just realized this morning that neither of us did a post yesterday. And Lion hasn’t done one, so far, today. He had some appointments yesterday and that distracted me. Sometimes I do write while I wait with him, but I didn’t really have much downtime. Surprisingly enough, we didn’t have to wait long.

Lion had an orgasm on Thursday night. It was a “boring” hand job. He didn’t say that. There was no fanfare. I wasn’t even sure I was going to give him one. He said it was on the outer edge of when he could be aroused. He also said maybe he should have more orgasms in general. Both of these things were said in posts. I just decided to bond them together into one night. He didn’t produce any semen and I’m not sure it was a fulfilling orgasm for him. He’s been having some strange ones lately. It may have something to do with not being stimulated enough. I’m working on that.

In a few posts, he mentioned the need for a spanking. I asked him on Thursday if he’d left the shower door open on purpose, so he’d get spanked. He did not. Oops. I didn’t want to spank him then because that would have thrown off the timing of giving him sexual attention. As I was jerking him off, I did think about spanking him afterward. I’ve never done it like that before. Usually, he gets his spanking and then he gets attention. Why not change it up a bit? True to form, I forgot to do it. I was giving him time to bask in the light of his less-than-wonderful orgasm. We were watching TV. And then the night was over.

Fear not. I decided we’d have more time Friday. Ha! It didn’t happen. Today. Today, he will get spanked. I say that now as I sit here mentally making notes of things to be done. No, he’s not a chore. However, I do need to pencil him in between chores. We’re also setting up the new garden-in-a-box so we can get tomatoes and lettuce and other assorted veggies started. I also have to wax a Lion. That is a chore. I’m not fond of that task. I do, however, enjoy the cleanup.

Lion was tired last night so we snuggled. I had my hand on his thigh and he said I only needed to move it a few more inches…. This is when I get confused. Wasn’t he tired? Did I need to switch gears back to playing/sex? I know things are seldom black and white, but I need a little help navigating. My transmission is old and my gears are slow to change. Once I get on a heading, I like to maintain it. If I downshift, it takes a while to get back up to speed. Enough with the car metaphors.

I found one of the old restraints so I can tie Lion to the bed whenever he’s ready. My plan is still to give him an orgasm as soon as he can get there. It may take some encouragement to get him excited enough. I’m hoping being tied up will do the trick. I’m not saying I won’t use my feminine wiles to help things along. I just know Lion likes to be tied up and that goes a long way. I could always use some clothespins or tie his balls too, but I don’t want to overload his system. If more than one thing is happening, it’s difficult for him to concentrate. At least that’s what I think he said a long time ago. I could be completely wrong. [Lion — What I said was that you can only feel one painful stimulus at once. That is why TENS machines will induce a painful sensation one place to mask pain somewhere else.]

Whatever the case, he’ll be tied to the bed, and we’ll go from there. I’m not specifying any time frame. I don’t want to put pressure on him. It’s not like I’m suddenly going to revoke his orgasm. He’ll get it when he’s ready for it. Of course, I’ll do everything in my power to get him ready. I can be fairly persuasive. I think Lion will agree.