Where’d I Hide the Key?
Lion was horny last night. I don’t get it. He just had an orgasm the night before. He shouldn’t have been horny last night. Must be the full moon. He’s usually not horny for a night or two after an orgasm.
Again he asked if I was going to lock him up. Again I told him if I locked him up because he asked then it wouldn’t be my idea and he wants it to be my idea. We both know whose idea it really is but I should initiate him being locked up again. And it has to be by my rules. When I say he should be wild then he should be wild. Of course if there is a sore spot or a doctor appointment that requires examination below the waist then the cage can come off. Lion can also ask for it to come off and I’ll consider whether or not he makes a good case for it or not.
The standard rules will apply. I’ll unlock him at least every other day (barring illness) to play with him. I won’t just leave him languishing in the cage all but forgotten. And if the cage is back full time then I expect him to remind me if I seem to have forgotten to lock him back up again when I’m done with him. I do think about Mr. Weenie more than most wives think about their husbands’ penises but it is not at the forefront of my mind.
I’m still trying to determine if I want the cage back full time. For the first few days I know I’ll hear Lion saying he liked it better when he was wild and he got pinched at work or on the way home in the car. And I’ll have to remember to get the key out so I can play with him. And then he’ll want me to hide the key again so he can’t get to it. And then there’s the debate about the emergency key. Is it worth all that hassle? Probably. But I’m still thinking about it.