Lion didn’t write a post for this morning. He said he didn’t have anything to write about. Poor Lion. He leads such a boring life. It was clear that I had to do something so he’d have enough fodder to write a post for tomorrow.

If you recall, he’d forgotten to set up the coffee pot for the second time in not too many days. Obviously, my first round of swats didn’t have the desired effect. What to do? What to do? I know! More swats. When I cleared the dinner dishes, I brought his spanking pillow back with me. I don’t normally have a paddle in mind. This time I went to our over-the-door shoe holder that stores our paddles and picked out a long, thick one that has a spoon-shaped head although it’s flat. I can never remember which paddle delivers sting or thud, or even which paddle is worse. I think some of the smaller, thinner paddles are meaner than their larger, thicker counterparts. I may be wrong.

It hasn’t really been that long since I whomped him. I don’t think I started out particularly hard. And yet, Lion was whimpering not long after. He was wiggling around a lot too. When he does this, I’m afraid I’ll hit him in a bad spot. I waited, asked him if he was done moving around and continued. He kept telling me it was enough. I didn’t agree. In the past, I would have stopped when he said it was enough. For a while he’s been telling me I don’t hit him long enough or hard enough. If that’s true, then how could it have been enough last night? (Aha! Using his logic against him.) Eventually I got done with his red butt and went to take a shower. He’d have at least fifteen minutes to ponder his buns of fire.

Wednesday night Lion suggested maybe we needed some mechanical help to get him to the edge. Now the Magic Wand was all charged up and ready to go. I got him a little hard with my hand and then substituted in the vibrator. He responded but then it seemed like he stopped responding. I went back to my hand without any better luck. I asked if he wanted me to suck him. Surprisingly, he said he thought the vibrator had been better. No problemo.

My shoulder has been hurting off an on for a few days. When I move a certain way, it’s like someone is poking a bony finger right in the joint. Using the Magic Wand usually hurts my shoulders. I’m reaching over Lion and moving in a weird position. I was glad the joint itself didn’t hurt but the muscles started to. Luckily, Lion was finally moving in the right direction. I know once I stop, my muscles will stop hurting so I don’t have a problem being uncomfortable for a little while as long as I accomplish my goal.

As Lion got closer and closer to the edge, I debated between just edging him or making him wait until New Year’s Eve. Why wait? I let him charge all the way up and over the hill. Afterwards, I realized it was his only orgasm of December. So far, that is. If I take pity on him and give him another one on New Year’s Eve, he’ll have had two. I didn’t plan to do that. He wasn’t feeling well a few nights. I wasn’t feeling well a few nights. He wasn’t interested. I was dealing with a death in the family. He wasn’t super horny and frustrated the whole time, but it was still a 25-day wait.

Finally, when I got the dog her ice cream, I got us some eggnog laced with rum and nutmeg. We had lots of Christmas Eve treats.

As you know, Lion has been having some trouble getting to the edge lately. He “hints” that maybe what he needs is a blow job. I won’t always give him a blow job. He’s suggested using lube too but he doesn’t really like lube. I’d think lube would be slippery like my mouth but I guess it isn’t.

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Mrs. Lion is a virtuoso on the Magic Wand. She can arouse me, edge me, and make me ejaculate any time she wants.

Yesterday, in my unpacking/excavation, I unearthed the Magic Wand. It was dead and the charging cord wasn’t with it. Lion will say he’s not in a panic but he tends to have a one track mind for certain things. Where is the cord? It has to be here somewhere. Where is it? I remembered finding two white charging cords that we didn’t immediately know what they went to. I put them somewhere, figuring we’d find it sooner or later. Well, the Magic Wand was one of those things. But where did I put the charging cords? One-track-mind Lion kept asking. Finally I remembered where they were, plugged the Magic Wand in and we were on our way to charging.

Once it was charged, one-track-mind Lion wanted to use it. It’s ready! It’ll be nice to use it. When can we use it? It’s funny how excited he gets about things.

I managed to delay him until about 8 pm. With the help of the Magic Wand, he was hard instantly. I won’t say it took any less time to get him to the edge, but he was certainly not losing his erection. The Magic Wand gave up before Lion did. I assume there’s a timer in it that automatically shuts it off at the twenty minute mark. We were both surprised when it stopped vibrating. The battery was not dead so I just turned it back on. Lion was already turned on.

I was a little leery of edging him. Did I want to take the chance that he’d lose his erection if I stopped short of an orgasm? On the other hand, edging him does make him hornier. I decided to give it a try. I can’t tell if he was disappointed that I stopped or if he expected it. I know he never exactly expects an orgasm and he’s said it wouldn’t be good to get one every time even if he has been having trouble, but I’m sure he was hoping for one.

When Lion is firing on all cylinders, I can do rapid fire edging. This time it took a bit to get him back. I decided I wasn’t going to take another chance on edging him. I’d go right for gold. It bears noting that Lion was helping things along with some bucking. I tried to time my movements with his. Maybe he was surprised when I let him go right over the edge. Maybe he was grateful. Maybe he was just happy he wasn’t broken.

I know Lion is acutely aware, but I have no idea how long his wait was this time. [Lion — It was eight days.] I’m just aware I’ve been replaced. Keep her charged up and, twenty minute auto shutoff notwithstanding, the Magic Wand never tires. I hope she and Lion will be very happy. *sniffle*

This is the Vick male vibrator. It is designed to stimulate the anus and perineum at the same time. It features a wireless remote control.

For many years I ignored vibrators. I thought of them as toys for women. Vibrators just couldn’t get me off; release that’s what I thought. When Mrs. Lion came into my life and we decided to experiment with and forced male chastity and orgasm denial, she wondered what would happen if used a vibrator on me. I ordered a Magic Wand. It turned out that the Magic Wand is a very reliable way to edge me and get me off. Mrs. Lion’s technique is irresistible.

When a manufacturer of adult toys contacted me about trying out a new male vibrator, I agreed to give it a shot.the company is SVAKOM. They make a variety of motorized/vibrating toys. The Vick is a combination anal and perineum vibrator. It has two vibrator motors: one in an anal plug section, and the other in a perineum stimulator. The devices and very large. It easily fits into the palm of my hand. The vibrating motors are extremely powerful.

Apparently, there’s a new breed of premium vibrator motors with substantial power. I’ve seen some other toys that feature them as well. The Vick has a couple of features that set it apart from other similar toys. The first is that it is rechargeable. Internal batteries power it. The second is that it features a wireless remote control. That means that while the device is safely nestled in your anal canal, you or your partner can control it from several feet away.

This is the elusive charging port on the Vick. It’s a tiny, nearly-invisible slit on the back of the device.

Like many of the latest vibrators, the Vick is much more than a simple “Hummer”. It has several built-in vibrating patterns designed to provide extra fun. Charging is via a USB adapter and the battery can be fully charged in just an hour. Once charged, it has decent capacity and will provide vibrating phone for more than an hour.

The unit is waterproof. Controls are under the silicone skin. You have to look hard to find them. Much more difficult to locate, is the port for charging. In order to maintain its waterproof status, the Vick’s charging point is a tiny slit that the charging plug separates and penetrates. Kinda sexy, huh? I couldn’t find that charging point to save my life. I finally emailed the manufacturer who gave me a link to a YouTube video with a very short view of the unit being charged. After I finally located the charging port, I took the picture so you will find it more easily.

You can bend the anal plug for the best and most exciting contact. They can also been far enough to become useful as a female vibrator as well. This isn’t a cheap toy. It costs $89 USD.

Test driving the Vick turned out to be problematic for me. It’s surface has a bit of texture which holds lube nicely. It was easy to insert. I had a very hard time trying to keep it in place. While the shape is good, the sizes just too small for me. It kept sliding out. Of course, that meant I couldn’t test it while Mrs. Lion stimulated me. The device just kept sliding out.

Finally, I held it in place and I use the remote control to try different settings. I found a power setting that was very exciting anally and on my perineum. If I could keep the device in place I think it would have added considerable pleasure to Mrs. Lion’s teasing. Sadly I couldn’t.

I really hate it when I can’t give such a premium product a glowing review. Like many of the newer anal toys, it’s proportions are simply too small for me. I suspect it will be too small for a lot of men. I’m not sure I would want to invest $89 only to find out the device kept sliding out.

The company makes a nice range of rather unique toys. Their website is beautiful. Most of their toys are aimed at women or couples. Couple toys vibrate both partners at the same time. There aren’t very many perineum stimulators out there. That’s why I felt so disappointed when such a clearly high quality device, designed explicitly to stimulate that sensitive area, wouldn’t stay in place.

I suggest you look at their website (click here to go there). These are very creative people. The Vick could have become my favorite toy if it was only a little larger.

I don’t know why but I decided to use the Magic Wand on Lion last night. He usually suggests it when he thinks he’s taking too long and needs more help. I guess I just eliminated his suggestion.

I’m sure I knew there were more settings. Obviously there’s on and off. There’s a speed adjustment. I guess it’s more intensity than speed. And there’s another button that controls different patterns. Think of revving your car engine. There’s a difference between vrooooom and vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom. So I ran through the different patterns to see if Lion would like any of them. While he didn’t necessarily like any of them better than the original on the second intensity, I think they went a long way to getting him ready for the big show.

It hasn’t taken much for Lion to get excited and he stays excited for a very long time. He just hasn’t been able to get any further lately. I think it’s been less than a week since he hasn’t been able to make it to the edge, but I’m sure it’s seemed like an eternity to him. He thought he was broken again. Not so. Those Magic Wand patterns were truly magic.

I’m not sure how long we played. Sometimes I keep track. It never really seems important to me how long we play, as long as I get Lion to the edge or give him an orgasm. I bet it was one of our longer sessions, if you eliminate the ones where I never got him to the edge. It wasn’t until I switched back to our usual pattern that he really got excited. But I can’t discount all the vibrations before that. He may like the steady vroom, but the others helped a lot.

Once I had his hips bucking and I heard his little whimper, I knew I had him. I may have only edged him three times before bringing him over the top, but he was enjoying every second of it. I don’t know if he’ll be horny again tonight but I’ve promised to use his new toy on him tomorrow. And another shower with a soaped-up weenie might hasten his horniness.