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In: Mrs Lion Comments, Punishment, Spanking
spanking paddle hangs in bathroom
I hung this very large paddle in our bathroom where Lion could contemplate how this would feel if I take it off its hook.

How very convenient! Lion remembers reading somewhere that you shouldn’t shave if you’re waxing. I guess that means I can’t trim the hedge and I have to make room for the waxing table. And then, of course, I’ll have to make time for the actual waxing, as we say in the office, in my spare time.

I’ve changed my focus a few times, but I’m ready to make a real dent in the unpacking. As more and more gets set up, life will get better around the lions’ den. This will undoubtedly result in more time for Lion fun. Speaking of Lion fun, just to make him smile, I hung up the large paddle in the bathroom. Since we put up the towel rack, there was a hook with no purpose. It seemed to need something and I knew exactly where the big paddle was. Why not? Lion said he’d have to be on his best behavior.

He is correct. I have been letting his interruptions and know-it-all remarks go. [Lion — I knew it!] I have a finite amount of energy for things and it’s been easier for me to just make a snide remark back at him and keep moving than it would be to swat him. I know I should add it to the list and then move on. I don’t have to punish him on the spot. But even keeping track of what I did with the box knife is challenging for me right now. I’ll have to tell him when he’s pissing me off and he can keep track of how many times he’s done it. Then I can impose my sentence when I have a chance.

I have a feeling Lion’s buns would be quite red if I actually start paying attention. I do know where my favorite paddles are. And the one from the camper is still in play. That’s a nasty one. It’s a good thing he gets turned on thinking about receiving swats.

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In: Mrs Lion Comments, Orgasm
what makes lion come
Lion keeps careful records of his orgasms. He kindly provided this pie chart showing his year-to-date ejaculation statistics.

Aside from the Costco run and dinner, I didn’t accomplish anything last night. It was 8:30 when we got home and we just sat down to watch TV. We did snuggle.

For whatever reason, after I got Lion hard, I decided to give him a blow job. Well, there are two good reasons: he likes it and I like doing it for him. So I did. Lion said he was surprised. I’m not sure if he was surprised by the blow job or the orgasm. He was due for the orgasm as part of Unlocktober. I assume it was the blow job that surprised him. [Lion — it was!]

Why would he be surprised by a blow job? I know I don’t do them often. Maybe I need to up my game. In the beginning of the year I set a goal to do at least half hand jobs and half blow jobs. At this point, I don’t know how many blow jobs I need to catch up. There may not be enough days left in the year. There may not be enough oomph left in Lion. I’d say he would die trying, but orgasms cease to be fun at a certain point. Too much of a good thing. [Lion — I’ll do my best! I just need 21 more blow jobs to catch up.]

Another reason he might have been surprised by the blow job is that the rules he set for Unlocktober said hand jobs only. Except for his birthday, I followed that rule. Lion did say I didn’t have to follow those rules. Even if he didn’t say it I wouldn’t have to follow the rules. I’m in charge. I can do what I want.

Along those lines, I was thinking of shaving Lion’s pubic hair. Yesterday I told him maybe I could get enough room carved out to put up the waxing table. If my goal is to get the house in full working order, should I “waste” my time trying to get the waxing table ready? It will happen in due time but there are other, more important, battles to fight. His being furry doesn’t bother me (and I was up to my nose in it last night) but if it bothers him then a quick run with the Lion hedge clippers can push off the need for waxing for a little while. Just a thought.

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In: Mrs Lion Comments

It may not look like much in the overall scheme of things, but we got a decent amount done last night. Every little bit helps. I’m undecided at this point if I should concentrate on the bedroom or kitchen. We spend more time in the bedroom, but at some point we need to be able to cook.

Since we took time to do house things last night, we didn’t do Lion things. I’m not sure he was in the mood to do anything anyway but we could have snuggled. Tonight, after our Costco run for the dog’s medicine, I’ll change the bed and then we can snuggle. I’ve also hinted that we might see what else develops. No pressure.

This weekend we have stormy weather moving in. The news said to be prepared for power outages. I’m not prepared. I’m never prepared. We have the generator, but I’m not ready to use it. Of course, I’ll get prepared in a hurry if necessary. What I’m really prepared to do is unpack with a vengeance. As long as there’s no pending errands to run, I can get a running start and get things done.

I need to get things back to normal. Lion will be able to do what he needs to do in his office. He’ll be able to navigate without worrying about running into boxes. He’ll be able to find things in the kitchen. And, I hope, he’ll feel better about things in general.

Naturally, the thing that will make Lion feel better is getting our sex life back to normal. I know Unlocktober isn’t normal, but it’s a version of normal. At least it involves sex. It’s much better than the limbo we’ve been in. Fingers crossed.

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In: Mrs Lion Comments

Lion gave me a day off last night. It wasn’t exactly what I was looking for, but it was nice to “only” rummage through a few boxes to find something and do a load of laundry. Tonight I’ll try to put up the towel rack and maybe put our medicine cabinet together. Of course, we just ordered a whole bunch of things to make our lives easier and some of them are due today. I’ll have to figure out if any of the new arrivals make better sense in time and energy than the medicine cabinet.

Once I’m done with whatever chores I decide to take on, I can snuggle with Lion and get back to Unlocktober. I told Lion I’d give him a maintenance spanking since his buns feel lonely. The poor neglected Lion tush hasn’t been swatted in about a week, I think. I did have a nice view of those cheeks when we were trying to get the stand off his monitor on Saturday. We were tag-teaming drilling the screw heads off and I was sitting behind him at the time. I almost felt him up, but I was afraid he’d jump and potentially damage the monitor. He always tells me I can make him bend over so I can get a better view, but I really like the impromptu moons.

He’s been writing a bit about anal activity but that requires a little more energy than I’m willing to expend right now. I know where there are some dildos in a box that used to be under the bed. I just don’t know if that box has any butt plugs in it. If it does I could stuff him full of butt plug and go on my merry way. He could percolate for a while before I remove it. I’ll have to check that box out when I get home.

In any case, Lion will get some attention tonight. He may get more than he wants. What a lucky boy!