We tried to go to the grocery store on Sunday but it was packed and we decided against it. I went yesterday after work. While I was in the produce section, I noticed some ginger. Well, I had to get some. I only got one hand because we tend to buy a lot and it goes to waste.

When Lion chose from the Box O’Fun, he said we could put the figging card back in the box since we have ginger now. He was down to his last two cards. With the addition of figging, after his pick, he’s still got two. Last night’s choice was plastic clothespins. Lucky for Lion, I only have eight plastic clothespins at my immediate disposal. And I managed to use five of them last night. I was concentrating more on how I was stroking him than how I was pinching him. [Lion — I could tell. It felt amazing; very different from Mrs. Lion’s usual technique.]

I had him lie across the bed after I was done with the clothespins. It’s been a lot easier for me to give him oral sex lately. It’s easier on my shoulders. And, since I have him diagonally across the bed, I have more room and support for my legs. He doesn’t care why I’m doing it more. He’s just happy. I’ve also gotten a lot better at edging him orally. He’s not so happy about that. I’m sure he’d rather have more orgasms.

Actually, he’s very happy for the attention. Last night he said he was losing it even though he was very turned on. I amped things up and got him to the edge again. I do love a challenge! It’s fun to leave him panting like he’s just had an orgasm but all I did was edge him and leave him hanging. He actually called me a tease. Thank you, my dear. I shall wear it as a badge of honor. I like to be able to administer the good kind of torture as well as the evil kind.

Without offending the intestinal gods, I’m going out on a limb to say that maybe Lion and I have kicked our issues. Neither of us was sick last night. I’ve got my fingers crossed that this continues.

After my shower, I brought out the Box O’Fun. Lion accidentally chose two cards. I was prepared to do the top one and return the second, but the top one was figging. I thought I’d removed those since we don’t have any fresh ginger right now. I guess it’s a good thing he picked two cards. The second card was ball bondage. Oh boy! Lion loves ball bondage.

Lion’s tied balls.

I stretched his balls out as I wrapped the rope around them. I made them nice and tight, but not too tight. My weenie was already excited. For a few minutes I stood beside Lion and stroked him. Then I told him to lay across the bed for some oral action. Jackpot! Lion loves oral attention.

I know he said he didn’t think it was time for another orgasm but I was toying with the idea of giving him one. I wasn’t trying to skew his stats or anything. I just thought, with all his tummy troubles, we could celebrate the potential end with an orgasm. It turns out, he wasn’t ready for one even if he wanted it. I gave it the old college try. He was having a good time. It just wasn’t meant to be. That’s certainly not a problem. I’ll keep going until I get him to the edge and then decide if I want to take him over.

Since I’m not really concerned with how long he waits, I can give him an orgasm any time he’s able and I want to. Let’s say he’s able tonight, but I don’t feel like it. No orgasm. Obviously, it makes it harder if I want to give him one but he’s not able. I mean, I have pressed the point in the past and given him an orgasm when he’s not ready. It’s very difficult and not really worth the effort. What fun is it if he doesn’t want one?

What I love is when Lion is really hard and is making his “oh this feels so good” noises. I like to know he’s getting close and aching to have an orgasm. Then I can decide if I want to be mean and leave him wanting more or if I want to be nice and take him all the way. In the back of my mind I guess I do try to take into account how long he’s waited, but I never really keep track. Unless he’s mentioned it to me I usually have no idea. Mostly I just base it on how much he seems to want it and whether I want to be mean or nice. There have been times that I thought I was being nice and Lion wanted to wait longer. I guess his body was willing but his mind thought it was too soon. That must be an internal failure to communicate.

Tonight we’ll find out what the Box o’Fun has in store for us. Come on, Velcro!

I finished mowing the lawn this morning. It was 72 by 10 am. An hour later, it’s 75. I’m sweating and recovering while I write this. We’re supposed to hit 82 today. I’m glad I got the lawn done early.

Last night, Lion didn’t take his blood pressure medication. We’re experimenting to see if his lack of erection stamina is linked to low blood pressure. He already takes boner pills to counteract his medication but maybe the BP meds are doing too good a job. This morning, Lion reports that he thinks he’s horny. Of course, he said he was horny the other day and it didn’t amount to an erection at all.

Lion also reports that his stomach issues seem to be getting better. I think going to the doctor scared the illness enough to get out of town. We’ll see how he feels later. We’ll see how I feel later too. I’m wiped out from mowing the lawn but I should be okay. It’s nothing some hydration and a shower can’t fix.

I think, just to help matters along, I’ll pull out my handy dandy rope and tie Lion’s balls. That usually gets his motor running. And it should go without saying that I’ll give him some oral attention. He’ll have every advantage toward getting and keeping a woody. I have no idea how long it’s been since his last orgasm. [Lion — 15 days today] We were going pretty good for a few days and I was contemplating giving him an orgasm the first day he waned. Now I wonder if I have to reset the game clock to build up the frustration all over again. I still maintain he can’t be frustrated the entire time he’s not horny. I concede the days still count but they don’t count as horny days.

When Lion can’t get hard, I tease him that I’m not enough for him. I don’t really think that’s true, but after a while I do start to wonder. I know I’m not enough when he’s not feeling well. No one is. My weenie has a hard time overriding the rest of his body then. The rest of the time, he can think with his penis.

I’m really hoping he’s horny enough to make it to the edge tonight. I can’t contemplate whether or not to give him an orgasm if he can’t get that far. Come on, Lion. My weenie, my mouth, what do you say?

My shoulders were hurting all day yesterday. The only thing I can think of is that giving Lion a blow job puts a certain amount of stress on my shoulders. I guess it depends on how I position them and how well I do my job. Apparently, if I do it with reckless abandon, as I did Friday night, my shoulders will hurt the next day. Then I made the mistake of getting the mail while it was raining. By the time I made it back into the house, I was freezing and hurting. It was about 55 degrees. There’s no reason I should have been freezing, yet there I was.

I dove under the covers and attempted to get warm. Nothing was working. Lion joined me although we didn’t snuggle to get warm. Eventually, we both fell asleep. I guess sleep was very much needed. I felt much better after my nap although I was still tired. We’ve been keeping some very strange hours lately. It’s not unusual for us to stay up until after 1 AM. This isn’t because we aren’t tired. It’s because we can’t sleep. It’s a vicious cycle.

It was almost 8:30 by the time we started our activities last night. Lion wasn’t oozing horniness like he had been the night before but he assumed I could summon it with some attention. I knew I wasn’t up for a handjob. That usually hurts my shoulders more than a blow job, which is why I’ve opted for blow jobs more often lately, that and because Lion hasn’t been responding very well to handjobs. But he certainly responded to a blow job.

Admittedly, it wasn’t the same level of blow job from Friday night. I was trying to put less strain on my shoulders. I don’t think Lion’s commitment was the same either. He wasn’t as hard and he never made it anywhere near the edge. Maybe the best part about a blow job is that a little goes a long way. By that, I mean that I don’t have to complete it to make Lion happy. He says it feels good even if we don’t get very far. I don’t think the same can be said of a handjob. I mean, it feels good too but it’s no match for a blow job.

Lion asked how I learned to give a blow job. I don’t really know. No one showed me. I guess it was trial and error. Does that work? No? How about this? Or this? Lucky for Lion, I like to perfect my craft.