Sweet As A Peach

I think that Mrs. Lion’s plan to change my interest in sex is working. She decided that I was to have more frequent orgasms. Her goal was at least one a week. That’s a lot more than I’ve gotten in the past. My average for 2021 was two a month. I was surprised to discover that I adapted to that rhythm. I didn’t start getting horny until almost two weeks passed. She gave me four orgasms in January (So far. I’m writing this on January 31). My last orgasm was after only a three-day wait. Today is the fourth day, and I’m horny.

I knew that “use it or lose it” applies to male interest in sex. I had no idea the condition was reversible. Apparently, it is. I feel ready to go. There’s been a problem that isn’t related to how long I wait. I am not producing any semen. Everything feels normal to me, but nothing comes out. Some women might find that a benefit. Not Mrs. Lion. She likes the taste of semen.

I’ve done some research and discovered that this is something that needs medical help. I expect that I will be referred to a urologist who will do tests. Typically, dry orgasms are the result of surgeries. I haven’t had any in years. I was hoping that I would learn it was a normal part of aging in some men. It isn’t. It’s probably a sign of trouble.

Thankfully, I can still have orgasms, even if they’re dry. According to one study I read, my orgasms may be retrograde. The semen is emitted into the bladder instead of out of the penis. This is often the result of an overactive bladder. I have some symptoms that suggest that may be my problem. It’s stupid to self-diagnose.

I learned one interesting thing. The way they determine if the ejaculate went into the bladder is to analyze post-orgasmic urine. If it contains sperm (duh!), the ejaculation is retrograde. That can’t happen with me. I was fixed years ago. However, the interesting part is that if fructose is found in the urine, it is also a sign of retrograde ejaculation.

Fructose? Maybe that’s one reason Mrs. Lion is so fond of my cream filling. It’s sweet, just like me.