Mrs. Lion is right. In her post yesterday, “No Football But There’s Still Spanking,” she mentioned that I haven’t been very interested in sex lately. That’s absolutely true. I’m writing this late on Friday afternoon, and I didn’t even get a tingle when I read that she wants to take out the massage table. I do think that I’m broken. I hope it isn’t permanent. If it is, what will I write about?

I could write political editorials. I’m sure that would thrill you. I could talk about blogging. Nope. I have to face the fact that the overwhelming majority of our readers expect spanking and male sexual adventures when they read our blog. That’s only fair. We’ve written 3.6 million words on the subject so far. The region between my belly button and my knees is extensively documented here. I always wanted to be popular.

I hope that Mrs. Lion is right and she can resuscitate my limp weenie. She is a very skilled lover. Today (Saturday) is punishment day, and based on her post, I can expect time riding the spanking bench. She’s right that it is always useful to remind me of the consequences of bad behavior. Doesn’t that seem odd to you? I’m a grown man, but I still need reminders, painful ones, to do what I’m supposed to.

If you put this in the context of a long-term relationship, it isn’t so odd. I get punished when I don’t live up to Mrs. Lion’s expectations. I agreed to set up the coffee pot every day. If I don’t, she has to do it the next morning. Not a big deal in the scope of a marriage, but an irritant that could fester and leak out in destructive ways. I realize that’s a very small chore that I am using as an example. Other, more important rules involve showing proper respect for my mate.

Mrs. Lion hates it if I interrupt her. It’s a big deal to her. She also doesn’t like it when I act like a know-it-all. In the pre-spanking days, these upsets would build up. At some point, she would withdraw and refuse to tell me what was wrong. She had nowhere for her feelings to go. She could have growled or yelled at me. I don’t think that would have helped either of us. Instead, she punishes me. It’s very humbling to be spanked by your wife. It also makes a powerful point that has nothing to do with the pain of paddling.

When she spanks me, Mrs. Lion is letting me know that she controls the consequences of my behavior. She expects me to be a responsible adult. She also makes sure I know what happens if I’m not. That’s why we have punishment day. Five minutes with her paddle is an excellent reminder to watch my step. It works.

For another night, we didn’t do anything. Lion said he wasn’t interested. He thinks he’s broken again. I think it’s been too many days of not doing anything that lulls his body into hibernation. If I drag out the massage table, I bet I can get him going.

I wanted to give him a blow job. The massage table isn’t conducive to that. However, there’s no reason we can’t use the massage table for the warm up and then move into the bedroom for the main attraction. He might lose a little mojo moving from one room to the other, but if he’s really horny I should be able to get him going again.

There’s no football game this weekend. That means Saturday’s punishment swats can go on as they should. It’s been a while since we’ve done them. His buns have been consumed with football swats for quite a few weeks. Plus, he had a real punishment not too long ago. Of course, he could always use a spanking even if there’s no reason for it. That just gives him extra practice. Oh, and it keeps him in line.

We had a strange week. Neither of us had any idea what day it was yesterday. I thought it was Wednesday. Lion thought it was Friday. Neither of us really have anything going on to help keep track of things. One day just blends into the next. I think my confusion came from going to my meeting on Tuesday. I don’t know what happened with Lion. Today, we’re on the same page. It’s Friday and we’re heading into the weekend.

We didn’t play last night. This time it was my fault. This diet is doing a number on us and I wasn’t feeling all that comfortable. For years Lion has said he needs salad and roughage in his diet. Roughage, smuffage. It’s not helping me. Actually, I think what’s doing me in is that I’m still not drinking enough water. Usually I don’t drink any water, but I’m not getting enough liquid of any kind. This has been true for years.

Lion is discouraged because he hasn’t been losing weight at the rate he thought he would. I haven’t weighed myself in a few days. I just figure it took years for the weight to get on. It may take years to get it back off. Plus, neither of us has gotten any more active. If we’d get on the damn treadmill, we might lose weight faster. I can’t imagine we’d replace fat with muscle at the same rate. We should see some improvement.

I know. Blah, blah, blah, diet. It’s really the only thing going on right now. I’ll say tonight I’ll give him his orgasm, but will I? It all depends on how we’re feeling. I don’t want to just go through the motions to give him one. He’s already convinced I do that. (I don’t.) Rather than going through the motions, I may just have to ignore being uncomfortable. I really want to continue our oral orgasm quest. I’m pretty sure Lion does too.

My vision has deteriorated over the last few years. I have glaucoma and have lost most of my vision. This has made me very sensitive to how our website appears. For example, I have a lot of trouble seeing changes in type color. Links on our pages are shown in blue type. I have a lot of trouble detecting that. Other sites that do the same thing drive me nuts. I like how a page looks without the classic underlined links. Recently, I changed our style to underline links. I still don’t like the look. I found a solution!

page accessibility icon. click this icon to get our accessibility menu.
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If you look to the right, you will see this icon (Left). It is for our usability toolbar. Click it, and you get the menu (Right). There are choices to improve the visibility of our site for people who need a little help. You can change the appearance to improve readability. Try them. I particularly like the ability to make the type larger and to change to a dark background with white type.  You can underline links with one click! I wish more sites would do this.

no spankardy on tuesday night

We didn’t play Spankardy on Tuesday. I’m not sure why we didn’t, but it was fine with me. I suppose we’re both still pretty tired. I also owe Mrs. Lion a cheat sheet with the rules I suggested. I also wasn’t looking for sex. I don’t know why, but I’m not all that horny. Of course, if Mrs. Lion wants to take out the massage table or offer oral sex, I’m not going to say no. If she’s in the mood, I’m ready to participate.

She suggested that she get me off after work and then play Spankardy later, after dinner. That will make it more interesting for me since I will have no interest in arousal at all. Spankings hurt more that way. Sexual arousal is a terrific anesthetic. I had that demonstrated when Mrs. Lion gives me a racing stripe. If she plays with me and keeps me hard and aroused, the burning sensation is much more tolerable. If she doesn’t, the pain is nearly unbearable.

I hope the update to our site helps people like me. I’m also doing some behind-the-scenes work to help people who can’t see. Also, our posts are available as podcasts anywhere podcasts are presented.