The football season is winding down. There is only one more game left. Only one more chance to play our NFL spanking game. We root for the New York Giants. They made it to the playoffs and lost during the first round. That means I get eleven swats per point for the remainder of the playoffs and the Superbowl. My bottom will be sore for sure.

I’m not sure why, but we don’t have any other games. That’s a little surprising. Mrs. Lion loves playing games. That’s what she’s doing on the iPad most of the time. I tried to do some research on the subject. I failed to find anything useful. Most spanking games turned out to be male fantasies about erotic spanking. The games were too stupid to consider. That means any new inventions are up to us.

We can rule sports out. We don’t follow any other sporting activities. We also don’t play games like Scrabble. We never have. I’m not sure why, but we don’t. We don’t play cards. I used to play bridge, but that doesn’t interest Mrs. Lion. That doesn’t mean we can’t find a game that we both like. It’s very easy to convert nearly any vanilla game into kinky fun.

Here’s an idea. What about blackjack, for example? In the casino, you buy chips and then bet them on each hand. What if Mrs. Lion is the house, and she “sells” me chips? Let’s say that we charge one swat per dollar bought. I can buy as many chips as I can afford. Before we start, she “sells” me the chips. She also decides the minimum bet per hand. If she declares a ten-swat table, I have to bet ten swats on each hand. That means I need to buy enough chips to play a few hands. I can “buy” more chips at any time.

The objective could be for me to win enough chips to “buy” sexual activity. Mrs. Lion could decide how much a handjob or blowjob would cost. Maybe she could add vaginal sex to the menu. If the price is high enough, it would be impractical for me to buy enough chips to get what I want without playing.

The big problem with this game is that there is nothing in it for Mrs. Lion. At least, it seems to be very one-sided. If the game were fun for her to play and win, she might like the additional fun of making me decide how much spanking I want to take to buy into the game. This gets me to a very difficult point. Just what is fun for Mrs. Lion? For this to work, she needs to find something that would be fun for her. What do you think, Mrs. Lion?

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