I didn’t write a post yesterday because I didn’t really have anything to say. Since Lion didn’t want any hanky-panky last night, I don’t have anything to say today either. However, if I don’t write a post, I’ll get in the habit of not writing them and then, you know me, inertia will take over. So, here I am, writing a post about nothing.
The other day, someone expressed interest in our camper. We’ve been trying to figure out how to get rid of the camper for a long time. Finally, we decided to try to get rid of it as a combo. Lion put an ad on Craigslist and today we had a retired couple look at it. After an hour and a half of looking and looking and thinking and looking and talking, they decided to pass on it. One of their concerns was the cleanliness of the camper. Given the fact that it’s been sitting for two years and we haven’t done a thing to it to really get it ready for sale, it looks pretty darn good. Anyway, I have to make up time with work and I have a headache. Both of those things would have been manageable if they had purchased it. Now they’re just super annoying.
I’m sure I’ll be better by the time Lion wants to play later. Last night we lapsed into the same old, same old of not playing early. When I approached Lion after dinner, he said he was too full to do anything. I get it. I was pretty full too, but I was willing to give it a shot. Maybe tonight I’ll actually remember to put the shock collar on him in time for Jeopardy. We haven’t done that in a long time. I’m sure Lion hasn’t missed it. I can only imagine what it feels like to have a jolt sent through one of your most sensitive areas. No, thank you. Luckily, I don’t have to deal with that.
I don’t know if Zapardy will be enough foreplay for Lion. He really needs an orgasm. Well, I really need him to have one. I’m sure he agrees.