Mrs. Lion (Page 357)

Lion thinks he knows what he wants. He says he wants me to punish him when he annoys me. First of all, if I did that in the current climate, I don’t know if he’d ever not be punished. That’s obviously hyperbole. I think his punishments would increase at least twenty five percent.

Case in point: we had to take his car in for an oil change. My Saturday off is spent  doing something I don’t want to do. I know he doesn’t want to do it either and I’m not a child. I know adulting is hard and you have to do things you don’t want to do. But it’s just another thing in a long list of things.

We got to the lounge area and found some seats. I told Lion to sit and that I’d be back in a few minutes. I was going to drool over a Tacoma sitting in the showroom. I had one some years ago and I wanted to get a newer one but Lion convinced me to get a Ford F-150 which I was happy with until he convinced me we needed a F350 diesel. Anyway, I wanted to see the updated, updated Tacoma.

When I got back to the lounge area, Lion was still standing. Didn’t I tell him he could sit. He was concerned I wouldn’t be able to get past the coffee table to sit so he waited. Considerate, but annoying. How long would he have waited?

I told him I’d been drooling over a Tacoma. I said I didn’t sit in it because then I would have wanted it and I would have had to trade his car for it. He said his car is registered to him. No concern for whether I was serious.

At this point, I’m of the mind that Lion gets what Lion wants, or at least what Lion needs. Maybe that’s not a fair assessment. Maybe I’m just allowing myself to continue to be frustrated by work and home. But that’s my perception right now.

So should I let Lion get what he wants again? Should I give him what he says he wants? Should I punish him when he annoys me? Can either of us handle that?

Im going back to drool over the Tacoma.

[Lion — I’m fine with more punishment, not because I want them but because Mrs Lion will be directly communicating her feelings. For the record, I was teasing about the registration.]

By the time we got home and I’d unpacked the camper, I was done. I told Lion I didn’t care what was for dinner or if we even ate dinner. Luckily he offered to make spaghetti. I’m still sore and tired from bending and lifting. And today is garbage day. Yay! More lifting.

Lion is wearing the new cage. I haven’t heard any reports on how he’s doing with it. It was a little tricky to get on and then locked, but that happens with each new cage. And I wasn’t really in the mood to be bending over and maneuvering it at the time so that probably had something to do with it too.

I still owe Lion swats. He spilled coffee on himself at breakfast yesterday. Now I have the last swats for the chocolate, two more sets for salad dressing and three sets for coffee. I guess I could double up if I do swats for something and another punishment for something else. Now I just need to figure out what the other punishment would be. I could hit him with Icy Hot on his balls but that hasn’t really been a punishment up to now. Spanking has just been the go to punishment. Why should it change?

Regardless of what I intend to do, if anything, about the backlog of punishments he’s owed, Lion will have very rosy cheeks again tonight. I don’t know if he’ll get any other attention tonight. I might just leave him locked away for a while. Not long. Maybe that will be part of the punishment. A few days locked away for spilling salad dressing sounds like a suitable alternative. I’ll still give him the swats for the other things.

Okay. Done. I think his accumulated punishment has been squared away. I hope he doesn’t do anything else silly before we’re done.

I decided Lion should have sore buns when we went out for propane. I whomped him pretty good and could see the beginnings of bruises. I planned to spank him again last night. Rather than multiple days, I was going for multiple sessions.

While we were out, we stopped for a very late lunch at one of our favorite restaurants. Lion had a salad. Mistake. I was looking at something on my phone and when I looked up, Lion had salad dressing dribbled down his shirt. Ironically, we were just talking about the punishment being meted out closer to the infraction. I guess the second set of swats would be the first set for spilling food.

Once we were back in the camper and Lion was naked, he was face down on the bed again. I haven’t been keeping track of the number of swats. I just swat away until I’m happy with the color of his cheeks and I think he’s suffered enough. This time I was looking to expand on the bruises I’d seen earlier.

As you know, Lion has an extremely tough butt. He seldom feels a spanking for very long. I have to bruise him if I want to get any longevity to the burning buns. But I’m almost certain he wouldn’t feel too much this morning.

Lion is a very subtle boy. Not. He was horny and wanted to play last night and he told me several times. The other day he said the sore spot on my weenie would be okay if I gave him oral sex. I’m nothing if not accommodating. Within minutes, Lion was at the edge. I guess he was horny. I edged him a few more times and then he had his orgasm. I was going to edge him one more time but the orgasm snuck up on me.

He informed me it was a ten day wait. Okay. Sure. Whatever. He keeps track. I guess I don’t think about the number of days if he’s not horny. His refractory period, if he’s sick with the flu or the days after a surgery don’t really count in my mind. He’s not thinking about sex. I’m not sure how to calculate it but it seems to me it should have something to do with his horniness level.

If I’m making him wait ten days but he’s not really horny until day six, has he really waited ten days? On the other hand, if I make him wait ten days and he’s super horny on day three, he’ll feel that ten days more. Does that make any sense?

We didn’t do much yesterday. After a lazy morning, we had lunch and then Lion said he needed to take a nap. We’re still trying to catch up on sleep. When he was rested, we went to a casino. You may have noticed my post was very late. We needed to get into cell service and then we forgot before we went into the casino.

By the time we got back to the camper it was after ten. We had some donuts, gave the dog her ice cream and settled in. I was too tired to whomp Lion’s butt. I’d planned to do it before we left for the casino but Lion needed his nap and I forgot when he woke up. Perhaps I’ll do it before we go out for the day.

I don’t think either one of us slept well last night. We were both uncomfortable. Once the dog went out, I tried sleeping on the couch. I thought it worked out well but I’m pretty tired as I write this. I’d like to snooze in my recliner all day but it’s beautiful outside and I don’t want to waste the nice weather by staying inside.

I need to wrestle one of our forty pound propane tanks out of the bay. I’m not sure when we ran out but I’m glad we have two tanks. It’s been chilly at night. Once we fill it, I don’t know what our plans are for today. We’ll probably just drive around. It’s what we do best.

Tomorrow we head back home. Our next trip isn’t till the 4^th of July. Maybe we’ll get ready for that trip better than we did for this one.