I Don’t Get It

Sometimes Lion writes about something that really shows how far apart we are in our thinking. His post this morning, for example. He thinks the idea of trading a spanking for wild time is hot. I don’t get it. I’m thinking he’s so comfortable in his cage, he’d never come out if faced with a spanking. He knows how hard I hit. The only thing I can come up with that would make it work for us is if he had to be spanked to have an orgasm. I know he’s not asking to try this idea. I’m just trying to wrap my head around it. I’d say I know for a fact that Lion would trade a spanking for an orgasm, but I don’t know anything for a fact. He always surprises me with something.

One thing I’m pretty sure I know is that Lion is horny. He was lamenting last night that it’s been seven days (eight today) since his last orgasm. Awwwwww, poor Lion. A whole week? Merely a drop in the bucket for some of our readers. Needless to say, he didn’t get to come. Today is the beginning of his unlimited orgasm buffet. Technically tomorrow is his next scheduled date, but the buffet supersedes the scheduled date. For a good portion of those days, he will be wild since we’ll be on trips. Mr. Weenie will be at his disposal. More importantly, Mr. Weenie will be at my disposal. Of course, he’s always at my disposal. I just don’t have to unlock him while we’re travelling.

I haven’t decided how many orgasms Lion will have during the buffet. It’s sort of a spur of the moment thing. I’m positive it will be more than he’d ask for. Maybe even more than he’d want. Too bad. He gave up the right the decide when he gave me grief about it. All bets are off. I could teach him a lesson, though, and give him an orgasm every day. Maybe then he’d be more receptive to an unlimited orgasm buffet in the future. Maybe he’d agree to take more than he feels comfortable with in gratitude for such a nice offer. Then again, maybe he won’t get such a nice offer again.

Who am I kidding? I love giving him orgasms.