Wood Viagra

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Tuesday, Mrs. Lion dragged out her spanking bench. She probably thinks it’s mine because I’m the one who rides it. She proceeded to give me a ten minute spanking that I am feeling now. She says it should be more painful today. I can feel it! Isn’t that enough!

When I woke up yesterday (Wednesday) morning, I had a full erection. It was standing at attention. A lot of men wake up that way. I usually don’t. There it was sticking straight up, reaching for the sky. It was only four days since my last orgasm. I have to reluctantly conclude that being spanked the night before had something to do with it.

For the record, I don’t get hard when invited to ride the spanking bench. I wasn’t a happy camper when Mrs. Lion dragged it in. I was enjoying the long respite from yowling for ten minutes. I have a love/hate relationship with spanking. It turns me on to think about getting my bottom paddled. I absolutely hate it when it is. Mrs. Lion said that she is sure a beating recharges my sexual energy. She believes her paddles are a wooden form of Viagra.

I agreed that I do have sexual thoughts about spanking. I didn’t think that a ten-minute spanking would turn me on. Our experience is that if my lioness tries to turn me on after a spanking, she is often unsuccessful. Based on my recent experience, the wooden boner pill may take about eight hours to work. It isn’t clear how long the “treatment” lasts. The answer is most likely less time than I want.

After she finished beating me, Mrs. Lion took a shower. When she came back to bed, we held hands. I felt especially close to her. I asked if she shared my feeling, and she agreed. Uh oh. Beating me not only appears to fuel my sex drive, but it also makes both of us feel closer.

The evidence is circumstantial. Maybe I am horny because of hormones. Maybe we felt closer because the moon was in the right phase. There are lots of possibilities other than spanking me. Right? All we know right now is that my interest in sex was fairly low before I was spanked. I didn’t have any erections. After the spanking, my interest was much greater. Coincidence?

Maybe. Hopefully?

I have mixed feelings about the possibility that spanking is a sexual aid for me. If it’s true, keeping me hot and horny is as easy as giving me another wood viagra. That’s good. The pain isn’t so good. Right? Mixed feelings.

OK, let’s say that I need another wood Viagra every x days. Spanking for no reason is less effective than doing it for punishment. That suggests I need more rules to break. Or, perhaps Mrs. Lion has to turn up her sensitivity to how I affect her. Regardless of the reason, I seem destined to frequent rides on my spanking bench. Ouch!

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