Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever get enough sleep. When our guest was here, I chalked up my horrible sleep to the fact that I was wearing clothes to bed because the dog needed to be let out and I didn’t want to waste time looking for clothes or, worse, forget that I couldn’t go wandering around with no clothes. Last night I even took a sleeping pill to help. It might have helped but I’m still tired today.

I am determined to play with Lion tonight. I’m thinking something along the lines of a nice butt plug and perhaps a visit from the Magic Wand. That should get him interested. I think I’ve tried using the vibrator on the butt plug. Lion didn’t like it very much. We also have a prostate vibrator. He doesn’t like that either. I guess he’s only a fan when it’s used on my weenie.

Over the weekend the vacuum kept getting caught on the straps for tying Lion to the bed. He said we should remove the straps. It only gets caught on one strap and I tucked that under the mattress. We removed the straps when the dog started chewing on them. I put them back so we could actually use them. If they’re in the spare bedroom, first I’d have to find them and then hook them under the bed. They’d be out of sight, out of mind. If the vacuum keeps getting stuck on them then it will be forefront in my mind and I’ll be more likely to use them. At least, that’s my theory.

The biggest thing right now is just getting back to normal. Last night was step one. We’re back to work and that’s a good start.