Lion is a very difficult person to buy presents for. If he wants something he generally buys it. I have to be very creative. Many times I give him things early because he starts shopping for the thing I’ve already bought him. Other times it’s me that just can’t wait to give it to him. For our anniversary I had no idea what to get him. With all of our trips this summer, money is a little tight, but even if I had a million dollars I don’t know that I would have been able to figure out what to get him. Well, that’s not true. If I had a million dollars then there would be a Porsche in the garage for him. At any rate, I got him a sweet card and tried to think of something he would really like.
A few days ago it hit me. Love coupons. Now this may sound stupid and hokey and maybe it is. But now Lion is the proud owner of eight love coupons. Two each for an orgasm of his choice (blow job, hand job, being ridden, etc.), a 24-hour wild period, a scheduled orgasm being moved up one day, and an anything-he-wants-to-do day. Much different from the usual foot rub or breakfast in bed coupons, these are pertinent to his current “predicament”. Sort of a get out of jail free card. Lion liked them so much he said I may have found the perfect present for every occasion. Then he said I should have put an expiration date on them so he couldn’t save them up and use them at the same time. Uh oh.
His birthday and Christmas are coming up fast. Valentine’s day is right after that. Hmm…he could wind up with thirty-two get out of jail free cards. A whole month of Lion essentially in control. I have no reason to believe he would actually save them up. I’m not even sure he’ll ever use them at all. In our common sense caging, if he wants something he can ask for it, I will consider it, and then I will either laugh at him or honor his request. Sometimes I may even laugh at him and honor the request. The coupons are just a guarantee if he chooses to use them.