A Change in the Football Rules

Lion hasn’t been feeling well. It started early yesterday morning and continued throughout the day. I didn’t tell him, but I suspended his rules until he feels better. That let him off the hook for punishment day and coffee pot duty. He talked about taking a shower, but he never made it in there. He would also have been off the hook for the shower door. Neither of us slept very well last night. I wasn’t sick. I just couldn’t get to sleep until about 4 am. This morning, he thought he was feeling better. He managed to eat breakfast, but he stayed in bed and slept on and off. I am suspending his rules for another day. The fact that he’s up and about now doesn’t mean he feels well enough to follow his rules.

We played our football spanking game the other day. I was happy with adding a swat for each loss our team had, which brought us to five swats per point. However, when our quarterback was sacked, Lion said we agreed to add another swat for the sack and all points after. I don’t remember agreeing to that. When the stupid quarterback got sacked again, we added another swat. What the hell? Isn’t this similar to his original add-a-swat idea that I vetoed? I still don’t like this idea.

I have, however, thought about something for the playoffs. The team Lion hates most has been doing well this season. It seems to me there should be more swats when they score. If it’s a team I hate, the same thing should apply. I’m assuming, of course, that his hated team gets into the playoffs. I have a few teams I hate. One of them is bound to wind up in the playoffs. I don’t have a particular number of swats in mind, but I can see having one number for the good team and a different number for the evil team. We can finalize those numbers when the time comes, and we see which evil teams are playing.