A New-ish Rule

Lion has been waiting for me to make new rules for a long time. Of course, he doesn’t like when I actually make them. Lately, he’s been doing something that drives me crazy. When he sees people on TV shows, usually regular people on games shows, he makes remarks about them being stupid or looking silly. When he gets an answer right that everyone got wrong, he says, “Everybody knows that.” Sometimes I don’t. Am I stupid too? This last example falls under the know-it-all rule, but the others don’t. The person isn’t stupid just because of the way they talk or what they say in an interview. They don’t look silly just because they have tattoos or green hair. If he’s not allowed to be rude to people in person, he shouldn’t be rude to people on TV.

Technically, I guess this is just an extension of the previous rule of not being rude. He wasn’t too happy when I brought it up yesterday. I don’t really expect him to be happy about any rule that could end with a paddle meeting his rear end. He shouldn’t jump for joy if I tell him he’ll be punished if he leaves the kitchen light on. Again. However, he does want me to make rules. I’m sure a tiny part of him is happy I’m expanding my authority. His posterior may be small, but it’s not the part that will be happy. Anyway, that’s the new rule or extension of an old rule, whichever way you want to think about it.

He announced he was horny last night. Thank you, my pet. That’s always good to know. My plan for having an early play time faded away, though. We went out to buy a lottery ticket, then picked up food for dinner. We figured we could heat it up when we were ready. Unfortunately, we didn’t eat lunch, and the food smelled so good on the way home we were hungry earlier. However, since we ate earlier, we did have sexy time earlier than a normal after dinner sexy time.

Lion wasn’t making his usual noises. When I suck him, I can’t see his face, and it can be difficult to figure out where he is on the edging indicator. I thought he was close a few times, but I just interrupted things. In the end, I decided to give him an orgasm. It was easier than trying to figure out if I was getting him at the actual edge or too soon. Plus, I wanted to see if I could get some yummy cream filling. I think he had a nice orgasm, and I got a nice reward. Win-win.