We Got Shot

After Lion’s doctor appointment, we finally got our COVID boosters. In addition, we got pneumonia vaccines because we’re old farts and are eligible. Plus, we don’t want to get any disease that we can avoid. Clearly, we are not anti-vaxers. Aside from a little discomfort around the injection site, I don’t have any side effects. I wouldn’t exactly call a sore arm a side effect anyway.

I’m not looking forward to it, but I have to mow the lawn today. I have to try. I think it’s too wet and supposed to rain again, but we’re starting to lose the dog in the high grass again. And the front yard is bad too. I have to save the dog and make the front of the house a little more presentable.

Lion did his electronic Kegel exercises this morning. It seems like they work. He has a little more semen when he uses it. I wonder if he would benefit from more anal activity. The electronic wand probably hits a spot I could never hope to hit, at least not consistently. As shocking as it is to have something jammed up your butt, I can’t match the electronic stimulation. I’m not saying it wouldn’t help at all. I’m just not deluding myself into thinking I can have much effect.

Assuming I survive mowing the lawn without too much achiness and Lion doesn’t get completely turned off writing his book, we’ll try for some fun tonight. I don’t have a plan yet. Maybe I don’t need one. We don’t always have to do anything kinky. Unless you count oral sex as kinky, some people do. I wonder if they are the majority. Even people who look strait-laced can be kinky. Sex is still largely taboo. Do you know what your neighbors do in the dark?

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  1. No. I don’t know what my neighbors are doing in the dark. And frankly, I don’t want to know.

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