I Didn’t Do It

Lion increased the dosage of boner juice yesterday. We had high hopes that this would be it. When he came into the bedroom, he said he thought we were onto something. Oh boy! However, as soon as I started playing with him, I noticed a problem. He had a big, dark bruise on the underside of his penis. I just want to go on record as saying it wasn’t me. I didn’t do it. I wasn’t too rough with him. The best we can figure is that he hit a vein with the injection.

Initially, he said it didn’t hurt. I tried playing with him to see if we could get anywhere. I might have if it weren’t for the jealous dog almost knocking me off the bed. When I readjusted, I wasn’t holding him the same way and I was missing “the spot”. I moved around to the other side, but Lion said we could try again today. I suggested waiting until the bruise looks better.

Before he had his solution to being broken, Lion wanted to snuggle and try to play more often. I guess there was always hope that he’d get excited. Since he’s been giving himself injections, if it doesn’t work, we stop right away. Is that because he’s discouraged or because he doesn’t want to waste my time? (He’s not wasting my time.) We still snuggle while we watch TV, but I don’t try to play with him.

There are two reasons for that. When it gets warmer, I’m less inclined to be under the covers. I’m comfortable with the A/C on. Lion tends to be chilly so he cocoons himself. The other reason is that I don’t want to make him feel bad by appearing to be searching for an erection. It’s possible we’re both avoiding it to spare the other. I will go on record to say that I like rubbing my weenie whether he can get hard or not. As long as it feels good to Lion, I’m game.