Yesterday morning I was home from work waiting to take the dog to the vet. I put in a load of laundry and planned on working my second job online. Then, poof. No power. How do the power gods always seem to know the most inconvenient time to zap the power? While I was powerless (ironic when this blog is about my power over Lion) I decided to make some cards with wait times for my pet’s orgasms.
I numbered some slips of paper one day through twenty-one days. Then I added a few that said, “2 random orgasms in 5 days” and “3 random orgasms in 7 days” just to allow myself some fun. I was thinking if we start off with twenty-one days I may throw the whole idea out the window! Of course, being forced to wait twenty-one days would persuade me to come up with ways for Lion to earn time off. The other night he came home with dinner, dessert, and breakfast for the next morning. That should be worth three or four days off. (I’m a pushover.) If he did a few loads of laundry he could lose another five days. We’d be down to a more manageable number in no time!
While those tasks are actually good ideas for earning time off, I’d have to be a little more realistic with how many days he got for each thing. Maybe the dinner, dessert, breakfast thing could be two days. A few loads of laundry may be one day. Letting the dog out and in and out and in (we need a revolving door for her) might earn him another day off. That’s a start. I’ll keep working on it.
After last night’s orgasm, Lion is locked safely away in his cage again. I shuffled the cards, split the deck and picked a card. Believe me when I tell you my fingers were crossed for a low number. Six days. Whew! One day after he becomes grumbly. I can live with that. I’m sure he can too.