I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I think I may finally have a handle on my job. I was pretty lost yesterday morning and even early afternoon, and then something clicked. I’m not saying I have it all figured out. I’m still using cheat sheets. But I don’t need to ask enormously stupid questions anymore. I’ll probably regret saying this, but I may be ready to learn the next thing.

Lion probably regrets training me to be such an efficient spanker. That took far longer than he imagined it would. I don’t remember when we started punishment spanking. I’m sure Lion has that fun fact posted somewhere. I’m willing to bet it took me the better part of 15 years to get to the stage I am now. What started out as are-you-even-swatting-me has turned into holy-crap-stop-swatting-me. And I’m pretty sure he’d be able to handle it if I hit him even harder.

His tough hide is hard to defeat. He bleeds fairly easily, yet it’s very difficult to make him feel a spanking into the next day. It’s nearly impossible to bruise him. I’ve done it, but it take a lot of hits to the same spot. Even when I’m sure I see a bruise, he’ll report no discomfort. It’s sort of frustrating. I mean, I don’t always want to bruise him when I’m punishing him, but when I do it seems like I can deliver 200 swats to the same spot and his butt just laughs it off. Nope. But thanks for playing our game. Argh!

Oh well. I’ll keep trying to perfect my craft. He’s definitely a willing subject. Of course, he can’t really be unwilling when it comes to punishment. He can try to beg off and, if I take pity on him, I will delay the inevitable. But sooner or later, he’ll be riding the punishment bench.

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