Not the Cure-all

clothespins on lion's balls
Lion wearing clothespins. He usually likes it, or at least puts up with the pinching.

I guess I knew it was too good to be true. The cage is not the answer to a slump. It might have worked for a few days, but now Lion is not making it to the edge again. He gets a good running start but falters near the finish line. I’m not sure what’s going on. I don’t think Lion knows what’s going on.

There are several possibilities. Lion may be losing his mojo. Things fade over time. We may be losing our mojo. I joke that I’m not enough for him anymore. I may not be turning him on. By that I mean I don’t play with him enough. Lion may be overthinking things. He worries he’s asking too much from me. Of those, a few are more likely:

I may not be turning him on. It’s true. I don’t play with him as much as I used to. For the past week or so I’ve been unlocking him and going straight for edging. He’s been hard almost immediately and I figure playing will waste time. I haven’t wanted to divert attention from the task at hand. That’s probably incorrect. Playing will bolster that erection and potentially add to it.

Lion may be overthinking things. He tends to do this. He feels selfish because I don’t want sex and he does. He feels bad that he’s asking me to do more around the house because he isn’t able to do as much as he used to. He feels bad that I’m tired and he still wants attention. I think he shouldn’t feel bad. I am perfectly capable of speaking up when I feel put upon. I don’t do it often, but I do. It’s usually after the fact, which is wrong, but I do.

Luckily, both of these things can be fixed. I need to start playing with him more. With the cage on. With the cage off. I just need to tease him before I actually tease him. He deserves to have things done to him whether they are things he likes or not. He says he’s not a pain junkie and maybe he’s not but he needs a certain amount of torture in his life. He may not want to admit it but he needs Icy Hot and tiny clothespins. How else would he know that having his balls tied up is preferable?

Okay, Lion. We have our marching orders. I have to play with you more and you have to stop feeling bad. Off we go! [Lion — Yes Ma’am!]

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