Apparently, I’ve forgotten how to jerk Lion off. Either that or he’s been putting up with the wrong way for a while and hasn’t said anything. He’s told me I don’t do much for him when I try to masturbate him under the covers. Duly noted. Last night wanted to use some lube on him to get him excited before sucking. He said he was still trying to process dinner and didn’t really want the lube anyway. I suppose I could have told him it was too bad and that 4.0 wanted to use lube, but I was still a little full from dinner myself, so I backed off. A few minutes later, he said we could snuggle and see what happens.
Not long after we started snuggling, Lion wiggled a little and laughed. I asked what he was laughing about, and he said he was giving me a hint. Okay. I knew what the hint meant, but I was a little confused since he said he was still processing dinner. Had he processed it in ten minutes? Oh well. I started to play with him. And then he started telling me things I was doing wrong: Straight up and down works better than to the side. (I had no idea I was doing it to the side.) It won’t work with your fingers there. Like this. And so on.
Finally, I sat up. I thought we were snuggling to see what happened. I had no idea we’d segued into the main event. And I thought the main event was oral anyway. So I got into a better position. There hasn’t been a good position for hand jobs in a while-which is why I changed to oral, but I got as close to good as possible. He was responding, so I thought I was doing well. Then the combination of leaning and reaching started getting to me. I tried to find a more comfortable way to sit. He said it takes a long time when I’m sucking him too. Then I wasn’t doing things right again. So I moved and must have gotten it right because he was responding again. And then he wasn’t. Then he was. Then he wasn’t. Then he said he thought he was losing it.
When we had gotten ourselves situated again and started watching TV, Lion said he thought he masturbated more slowly. I was going fast. I didn’t think I was. I thought I was going the same speed he was when he showed me a few minutes prior in our tutorial. I know sometimes I go too fast, and I slow down, but then I think I’m going too slow. When I suck him, I vary my speed. Eventually, I try to settle in around the speed he goes when he’s humping. That’s what I was trying to do, for the most part, when I was jerking him off.
The bottom line, I guess, is that I’m out of practice jerking him off. I haven’t really done it in a long time. There must be a better way to sit that doesn’t involve so much reaching and leaning. I’ll have to figure it out if he wants to be jerked off more.
[Lion — Maybe I’m getting too fussy in my old age. I realized that there was a chance that technique was what made handjobs stop working. Yes, I know. How hard can it be to jerk a man off? It can be very difficult. One reason many women use lube is that they can slide their hands all over the penis. When they do that, they have a great chance of hitting the magic spot. Dry handjobs depend on having a hand in just the right spot and moving most excitingly. We need to practice more. Also, I’m starting to think that the “right” spot moves during the handjob.]