Glossary

Played during the TV show, “Jeopardy”. Lion plays along. If he doesn’t answer a question he accrues one swat. If he gets one wrong, he accrues two. Mrs.  Lion keeps track and administers the total after the show.

This is a game played while watching football on TV. The rules are simple: Lion gets 2 swats for every point scored. That means after each touchdown or field goal he gets spanked. If the team Mrs. Lion is rooting for fumbles and there is a turnover, he gets two swats for that.