I have to admit I am less than enthusiastic about male chastity day. It’s creators say it is a day to proselytize the many advantages of enforced male chastity. Apparently, once men and women learn that it is easy to lock up a penis, they will immediately see the myriad benefits of this practice. Really?
If we have a holiday, we need to celebrate it properly. Perhaps we need some chastity “carols”. Let’s see.
Lock his cock with steel and plastic,
Tease him ’til he’s nearly spastic,
The possibilities are endless. Greeting cards, penis-shaped boxes of chocolate, chastity day parties, and of course a chastity day orgasm; a sure way to make sure every caged male will count the days until his holiday. How about decorate-his-cage contests, or a game of find-the-penis. It’s been entirely too long that there hasn’t been a holiday devoted to penises that can’t have sex without permission.
While I disagree with the idea of convincing men everywhere to lock their penises, I think there is some real value in this new, made-up holiday. It is a day for men and their keyholders to stop and celebrate the efforts it takes to live the enforced chastity life. I have had to make a lot of changes as part of my trip into enforced male chastity. Not all of them were easy or necessarily fun. Mrs. Lion has also had to make a lot of changes herself. It’s nice to have a day to remember that.