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In: Edging, Orgasm, Spanking

I didn’t actually plan on today’s Lion swats being birthday swats. I knew it was his birthday. I knew it was his scheduled orgasm date; it was purposely scheduled for his birthday. I knew I was planning to do the first installment of the numb butt swat experiment today. But the thought didn’t cross my mind until this morning that those swats could be birthday swats. Duh! That means Lion will get mumblety-mumble hard swats right off the bat. Too bad he didn’t want to ease into things like I did. Oh, well. Live and learn.

I also suggested, as my father said when he reached a certain age, that Lion should begin counting backwards for birthdays. Lion wondered at what age you should start doing that. He reasoned that if you started too early, eventually you’d be in negative numbers. For example, if you start at 40 and live to be 82, you’ll be -2 when you die. I’d suggest picking an age, counting down to 21 and then back up. That way you’re legal to do whatever you want. Lion has just decided to get presents and cards and not add another year to his age.

I don’t know if I’ll actually give him all mumblety-mumble swats. We’ll see how it goes. His butt and my arm will decide that for us. Tomorrow he leaves for the hurricane-ravaged east coast. I’d like it if he felt the swats a little bit but I don’t want him to be uncomfortable for his flight. Being crammed into a metal tube is difficult enough without having your butt hurt.

I sent Lion a birthday e-card about a blow job. It was a grandmotherly type woman blowing bubbles with a pipe. Presumably talking to children, she asked if they wanted her to blow hard or soft. I figured it would make Lion laugh. He knows I’ll probably give him a blow job for his birthday orgasm. It’s one of our favorite things to do. I also tend to torture him more with my mouth. I want to make sure he’s really, really ready for an orgasm.

Given the past few nights of edging, I’d say Lion is indeed really, really ready for an orgasm. I’ve been getting him closer and closer and somehow still managing to stop just in time. I’m getting better at perfecting my craft. Happy birthday, my pet.

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In: Mrs Lion Comments, Orgasm, Punishment

Yesterday was Lion’s scheduled orgasm date. As you know, that usually means little. It’s just a date sometime in the future that’s supposed to be the earliest he can have an orgasm. Since I give him one whenever the heck I feel like it, I’m wondering if it makes sense to have a date at all.

At any rate, last night he was eligible for an orgasm. I took out the Magic Wand and started getting Lion excited. Earlier in the day he’d said the Lion weather was not very warm. I said I was sure I could fix that. And I was on the right track. My knee has made it difficult at times to sit cross-legged beside him. I did have to make an adjustment but I was still able to do the same job I always do on him. Sometimes I let the vibrator do most of the work. Sometimes I grip him with my thumb on the underside of his penis and let the Magic Wand vibrate my thumb too.

After I’d edged him quite a few times, I decided he was sufficiently aroused enough to warrant an orgasm. Yes, I did think about making him wait. It would have been easy to edge him and lock him away again with no relief in sight. Maybe I should have. But he likes the Magic Wand and he was ripe for the picking, so I went that little bit further and gave him his orgasm.

This morning, he said he would have liked a little more build-up to his orgasm. He said he understands that I wasn’t feeling well and just wanted to get it over with. He understands, huh? Really? I don’t think so. I’ve never just wanted to get any of his orgasms over with. Even the ones that seem to take forever. Rather than wonder why he’s taking so long, I wonder what I’m doing wrong that’s not turning him on enough. If I really wasn’t feeling well I could have stopped at any point and locked him back up. After the first edging. After the second edging. After the third or fourth edging. I don’t even know how many times I edged him.

I believe the correct response this morning should have been, “Thank you, ma’am, for the orgasm last night.” As a matter of fact, that’s a new rule. Lion has to thank me for all orgasms just like he has to for punishments. Generally he does thank me. He might have even thanked me last night. I’m not sure what happened this morning. Maybe his shoulder hurts. Maybe he didn’t sleep well. I know his allergies have been bothering him.

It’s a good thing I don’t get mad at him for things like this. I don’t need to. I have paddles for that. [Lion – My shoulder hurt and sex wasn’t on my mind. Since orgasms are rare, I prefer to be really into it when I get one. This was one time I wanted to wait.]

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In: Edging, Orgasm, Orgasm denial

Lion is still a horny boy. You’d think I would have bought myself some time by giving him an orgasm Saturday night, but no. He was horny last night. I edged him quite a few times. I almost went a little too far, but stopped just in time.
He says at times I am a little too rough when I’m jerking him off. I can see that. I tend to get into it and forget how hard I’m gripping or how fast I’m moving. Poor Lion. He just wants to have some fun and here I am practically yanking his weenie off. I think I should get some credit for enthusiasm though.

Last night I think it was just right. After I had him going I even did an edging where I just barely touched him. Sort of a whisper of a touch. At that point all he needed was a strong breeze to get him off. But it was not to be. Don’t get me wrong. I considered it. I could have given him a bonus orgasm. It had only been two days, but you know Lion; the more the merrier. Unless he thinks about it too hard. Then he comes up with all these ideas about optimum wait times. And then he says it’s up to me anyway. Well of course it is. I already know he prefers to wait about four days, and two weeks is probably best but only on the third full moon of the month. Leave it to me, Lion. I’ve got you covered.

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In: Mrs Lion Comments, Orgasm, Punishment

Lion is on his way to the east coast. I dropped him off at the airport at a too-early-for-me 6 am. I miss him already.

Although I said I’d punish him last night for his indiscretions, I didn’t. I know he needs consistency. I know I owed him swats for two things. But since we needed to get to sleep early, we played early and I told him I’d swat him afterwards. For some reason it just didn’t seem right to swat him right before bed. I don’t know why. So now I’ll have to wait a week.

I gave Lion his orgasm last night. Right before we started, he was looking to see what was on TV. One listing said “Best Blower Ever”. Lion said that was wrong. He said I’m the best blower ever. How did he know he was getting a blow job? He probably didn’t know, but it’s one of his favorite ways to get an orgasm and what better way to send him off on a business trip? I love doing it and I’m usually rewarded with a mouthful of cum.

When I presented Lion with his list of assignments, he was less than thrilled. I thought they were all doable, but he went down the list and rejected almost half of them. He better figure it out because he needs to earn twenty points in order to avoid punishment. There were two things worth ten points each that he said he can’t do. Too bad. They were an easy way to be done quickly. Unless I award partial credit, it may be difficult for him to reach twenty points. Poor Lion butt.

His next scheduled “maybe” date is the 20th. He was surprised it’s only a week away. It was supposed to be Monday on our wedding anniversary but that didn’t work out so well so I had to change it. He gets home late Friday so Saturday is the next reasonable day. He’ll definitely get his leftover swats then. Will he have new swats for not completing his assignments? We’ll have to see.