We just got back from our tour. Tired Lions here. We had a lot of fun and did a lot of walking. We’re back in the hotel room for a few hours before our dinner reservations. We had to rest our weary paws.

Lion behaved himself today. He waited for me to eat first. He was polite. He was a very good boy. I know he wants to be punished but so far he hasn’t done anything to warrant punishment. I hope he doesn’t decide to do something on purpose just to get punished. That’s not okay. But what would I do about it? If he’s done something on purpose and I punish him I fall right into his trap. I can’t not punish him. That would be just as bad.

Luckily I don’t think Lion has ever even considered misbehaving on purpose. He usually doesn’t have to. Eventually he spills something or eats first. It doesn’t take him long to get himself into trouble.

Last night I decided to give Lion another orgasm. I figured he should have as much fun as he can while we’re on vacation. Not that he doesn’t have just as much fun at home. And he doesn’t need an orgasm to have fun. But you know what I mean. A vacation is special. He might even get another one before we leave.

His orgasm last night was a hand job. I was too full from dinner to do an oral orgasm. As long as I keep an eye on things I can maintain my goal of having more than half of Lion’s orgasms being oral. So far I believe it’s two oral to one hand job. I know Lion’s keeping score.

I arrived last evening and we ate at an amazing restaurant. The view was fantastic. The food was fantastic. The company was fantastic. I’m happy to be with Lion.

This morning we ate a small breakfast and Lion needed to go to work. I sent him off with a light swat on the butt. He promises to be a good boy. We’ll see how that goes. Our evening plans include a place he loves and knows a lot about. Let’s see if he gets pushy.

This is a very short post. I’m off to explore while Lion toils away. He loves what he does so he’s not really working too hard. And then we’ll get to play together tonight.

I should point out that Lion got his happy ending last night since he missed it Saturday night. Actually I’m calling it a happy beginning because he got it the first night I was here. I figure if I gave it to him early in the trip he might be ready again toward the end. See? Thinking ahead again.

We celebrated New Year’s eve twice last night. We consider the real one to be when New York’s ball drops since we’re from New York. And, let’s face it, Seattle’s fireworks are just pathetic but we watch it every year just to make fun of it. How can we not? It’s the same reason one of the first camping trips we took was to Cape Disappointment. How could we not see what the disappointment was? Spoiler alert: it’s not disappointing at all.

Last night I tried to get Lion aroused. He did get hard but I couldn’t quite get him to the edge. I don’t think there’s a problem unless he’s waiting for today’s festivities to really shine. I have no doubt that being in the sling will help immensely. I don’t think it matters what else I do to him. As long as he’s tied up he’ll be ready to roll.

I’m definitely going to peg him. The rest will happen as it happens. I have an arsenal of things I could do to him. I’ll pick something when the time comes. And speaking of when the time comes, Lion will get to come for the first time in 2018. He’ll exit the sling with a big smile on his face.

As I stated in a previous post, my New Year’s non-resolution (I don’t do resolutions) is that Lion get more oral orgasms than hand jobs. I think he supports that whole-heartedly. The other non-resolution is that Lion will be in his cage when I say he’ll be in his cage and out when I say he’ll be out. I know this may not seem like news but so far I’ve been fairly democratic about when he’s locked up. I consult him. Last week I told him he can plead his case about why he should or should be locked up but I will make the final decision.

So far, he’s been wild a few days. Before we went to bed the other night I informed him that I hadn’t forgotten to lock him up. I was leaving him wild. After his orgasm today he’ll be caged again. Next Saturday night he’ll be unlocked (of course, he’ll be unlocked and edged between now and then) and remain wild until he gets home from his business trip. I know he has the plastic cage. I know he can probably make it through security with either cage on. I also know that he’ll be on a plane for 5+ hours and I don’t want my balls and weenie getting pinched. I’ll be joining him on the trip and I’d like my merchandise unbruised.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to do some chores before I can play with my Lion.

We started off the morning with a blueberry walnut pancake and bacon breakfast. Then we watched our football team with the horrible record actually win the last regular season game. That’s huge! And it made us both very happy.

Today we have a few small errands to run and then we’re home for manscaping. It needs to be done. Lion is very furry in places he still gets furry and bald in places he never gets furry. He looks mangy. Luckily it can all be fixed in about an hour if you calculate in numbing time.

Last night I unlocked Lion and he said he didn’t think he was very horny. He had been earlier but he didn’t think he was just then. I said we could snuggle and watch TV. Later on he said he really had been horny. I hadn’t tried because I never want him to think I’m pressuring him into being horny when he isn’t. But how do I know if he changes his mind if he doesn’t tell me? For all our talk of improved communication we still fall into old habits.

My plan for today, assuming the errand run stays short and I can do manscaping, is that Lion will be well on his way to being un-numb by the time I want to play with him. It’s no fun to wrap him in Velcro or go for the record clothespin count if he can’t feel it. It’s also no fun to try to arouse a numb weenie. It just doesn’t work. By getting the manscaping out of the way early enough we can move on to the main event later on.

Of course, tomorrow is New Year’s day. What does that mean? A holiday orgasm for Lion! Before said orgasm I want to give him a holiday pegging in the sling. That will set him up nicely for an oral orgasm. See? I’m already planning on starting out the new year with a winning percentage of oral orgasms. Go me! If I never give him another orgasm all year, oral will win. (Do you seriously think I’m not going to give him another orgasm all year?)

Have a safe and happy New Year’s eve celebration!