I unlocked Lion last night for some fun. He got hard almost immediately. He seemed ready for fun. Until he wasn’t. I thought maybe it was because I hadn’t started out with any clothespins or spanking. I’m not sure that was it. He said he just didn’t think he could get any more excited. Fair enough. I told him I’d snuggle with him and keep fondling my weenie. He thought that was a nice idea until he started coughing again and needed to sit up.

I planned on locking him back up before bed. I forgot to tell him to remind me and I only remembered in the middle of the night. When he reminded me in the morning that he was still wild, I told him about my nighttime realization. He wondered why I hadn’t awakened him up to put the cock ring back then. I suppose I could have, but that seemed silly to me. He probably wouldn’t have been able to go back to sleep and then I would have been awake.

No thank you.

Besides, I’d have to unlock him again today when I wax him. I plan to do one chunk of Lion today and another chunk on another day, rinse and repeat, until he’s hair-free where we want him hair-free. It may seem ridiculous to parse it out like that but being bent over, applying wax and then yanking said wax off is murder on my back and legs. I’ve found that smaller sessions work best. Since no one sees a naked Lion but me, and the occasional pictures he posts here, it’s not a problem if he’s half furry and half bald. He’ll be a walking before and after picture for a day or so.

We also have a football game to watch. Lion is charging the shock collar and I’ll bring out the larger tenderizer paddle. It just occurred to me that I’ll have to come up with a super version of our football game for the Super Bowl. I could test out some concepts during the playoffs to get ready for the big game. It’s sad that football season is almost over. But that just means I have to find different ways to play Zap the Lion.

I am not motivated today. It’s a half day for me. All I need to do (I hate that phrase) is make it to 12:30 and then I’m off for five days. Five days! Five whole days with Lion. Yay!

Of course, not all that time will be fun. My chores have been piling up since we haven’t been feeling well. I need to gain some ground there. And there’s a little matter of getting our sex life going. That depends on Lion but I hope he’ll feel well enough for some play. He’s also gotten fuzzy. It’s been a long time since I’ve waxed him. I don’t have a time frame for any of these activities. I just think they can be accomplished in five days.

I’ve been thinking about waxing Lion. I know he likes his legs hairless too, but they are a pain in the neck to wax. I don’t even notice if he has hair on his legs or not. I’m leaning toward not waxing his legs anymore. He’ll still want his upper thighs waxed. I guess I can do that. In the videos, the waxee is always a young, muscle-y guy whose skin is taut. Lion’s skin is not taut on his upper thighs. I usually leave him with nasty bruises because I can’t seem to stretch the skin enough when I’m yanking the wax off. That will still be a problem if I do it there.

I’m not sure how Lion will react to having hairy legs again. It just seems like a lot of work for an area that is out of sight, out of mind. I am allowed, encouraged even, to put my foot down and I’m putting my foot down on this subject. Considering the fact that I’m still waxing everywhere else he wants, I don’t think this will be too big a deal.

Lion has been in his new locking cock ring since Monday night. He hasn’t been unlocked. We also haven’t played since then. He’s been sleeping a lot because of his medications. Plus he was still nauseous from time to time. The few times he’s been out from under the covers, I haven’t really noticed the cock ring. I guess there’s no reason I would. It’s tucked under his balls and only really makes a brief appearance where the lock is. I’ll have to be more proactive looking for it and investigating its contents. And then I’ll have to unlock Lion and see what develops.

I’ve been scouring the office for paperclips. They seem to be like socks in the washer/dryer. Where do they go? I imagine someone has a drawer full of them and she’s laughing at us chasing our tails looking for them.

Speaking of chasing tails, I think Lion is feeling a little better. I also think, like everyone else when they start to feel better, he still needs to take it easy. By the time I got home last night he was fading fast. He snoozed quite a bit in the evening. He needs to get rid of his cough and stay awake so we can play.

I noticed the other night Lion has some fairly long hairs on his balls. His chest hair is also returning. I may have to devote a whole weekend to de-furring him when he’s better. It’s been well over a month since we’ve done any waxing. That means it’s been well over a month since we’ve felt well. Yikes! I guess our New Year’s resolution should be to get well and stay well.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’ll be playing by Sunday. We should be able to do something by then. Zapardy! or the football game. Clothespins or the Magic Wand. Lion has to be awake but he doesn’t have to do too much to participate. I’ll do all the heavy lifting. He just has to talk Mr. Weenie into joining the festivities.

waxing balls with no strip wax
No-strip wax removing pubic hair. I prefer this less messy method.

Last night we had very vanilla sex. Well, Lion did. And vanilla in the sense that we used no implements or BDSM. I didn’t make Lion choose from the Box O’Fun so he didn’t have anything to look forward to. That’s not to say he didn’t look forward to snuggling or edging. He always looks forward to the times we’re close.

If Lion felt he was missing something, he didn’t show it. He was erect almost as soon as I touched him. And he certainly didn’t think he was missing anything when I moved to give him some oral action. I edged him a few times and then gave him an orgasm. Too soon, I hear you say. I have no idea how many days passed between orgasms, but I wanted to give him one. In that respect, it wasn’t too soon.

Lion has been advocating (read: pestering) for me to wax him. “I’m furry”, “Did you see all the hair in my crack in that picture?” and “Do you want to wax me when we get home?” Nope. I don’t want to wax you. I’m tired. I have a headache. But if I wait until I feel 100% well, Lion will be furrier than he ever was. So today I will wax him, front and back, if it kills me. Up to now, I’ve been doing the front one day and the back the next. This seemed like a fair division of labor. But since I didn’t do anything yesterday, I’ll have to do it all today. I’m going to attempt to use the stripless wax for more of it. It’s easier to apply and I think it’s less messy. We’ll see how it goes.

When I think of it, I’ll have Lion pick from the Box O’Fun. I doubt he’ll be in the mood for fun tonight but that just means he’ll have longer to look forward to whatever selection he makes. Come on, tiny clothespins!