I spanked Lion early yesterday afternoon for five minutes. That took care of the punishment swats. The football game didn’t start until 1:30 and we record it so we’re not beholden to that time. We also had to figure out when to start cooking our Thanksgiving feast. I wasn’t feeling great, but I wasn’t feeling bad either. I don’t know if I got the intestinal bug Lion had, but it didn’t seem to be as bad as his. It was just annoying. I was fine continuing on as usual, albeit with breaks here and there when necessary.

It was around 2:30 when we started watching football. I grabbed the first paddle I saw, which was a bloodwood paddle with stair tread on one side. Before any points were scored, our quarterback got sacked. That didn’t bode well for Lion’s backside. However, despite all the injuries, our team was holding their own. More importantly, the score was low and close. At halftime, we put our turkey breast in the oven. And then our team went downhill. The opponent scored two unanswered touchdowns, and I switched to a leather paddle. Bloodwood was too much for this many swats (six per point). By the middle of the fourth quarter, I didn’t even bother to spank him when our quarterback was sacked. And I didn’t spank him for the last score, either. The team was done. I was done. Lion was certainly done.

When the food was cooked and I was finishing up with the sides, I started feeling dizzy. Then it felt like a migraine coming. What the hell? I still felt the bug, but it wasn’t bad. I just don’t know what starts this stupid dizziness. I have to look up the maneuver/exercise that helped before. I optimistically threw the directions away. Who knew I’d need them again? I was able to eat dinner, and I was determined not to overeat because I still wanted to play with Lion. He said he was horny. I didn’t want to disappoint him. But the dizziness was too much. If I stay still or maintain verticalness, I’m okay. As soon as I move too much or stray from vertical, not so much.

I hope the exercise will help alleviate some of the dizziness. I really do want to play with Lion.

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