This Is Gonna Hurt Me Much More Than It Will Hurt Her

Leatherfraternity paddle

Mrs. Lion wonders why I would order a new paddle. She said that I know she will need to test it. Yeah, I know. I had two reasons for getting it. One reason was to give Mrs. Lion an effective spanking tool that will punish me effectively without making me bleed. The second reason was that I couldn’t help myself. I saw the paddle on sale, and it looked too good to pass up. I like thinking about being spanked, and I like shopping for spanking implements. I’m not at all fond of the spanking itself.

Anyway, this new paddle is made from two layers of leather. It’s lighter weight than I expected. Mrs. Lion has a heavier version I bought a few months ago. She might want to try both to see the different effects produced. Chances are good that I’ll feel the difference. The new, lighter-weight paddle will probably sting a lot more. I hate sting. This is the first time in months that I’ve bought a new spanking implement.

From what I can tell, most of the other guys who get disciplinary spankings don’t help their wives procure spanking implements. The women take care of that department. Mrs. Lion has never shown much interest in acquiring paddles or researching spanking techniques. She approaches spanking as a necessary service she performs to support domestic tranquility.

On the other hand, I noticed that she was reading the toy catalog that came packed with her new paddle. She pointed out some anal toys to me. Maybe she will do some shopping. By the way, I do most of my toy shopping at Extreme Restraints. They often have good sales. Most of the anal and BDSM stuff is good quality.

I’m sure that I’ll regret this latest purchase. I have to be nuts to help her hurt me. Maybe I am.