Skip the Waxing

It took quite a while to set up our garden-in-a-box. Most of it wasn’t difficult, but I did have to loosen and re-tighten some bolts a few times. As we were getting done, I started getting a migraine. I soldiered on and we now have tomatoes and lettuce percolating away. It will be about a week before we see the sprouts. After our gardening was over, we settled in to watch some TV. Lion fell asleep first and then I was out. I woke up while Lion was showering. Snoozing seemed to hold the migraine at bay. I can still feel it floating around in there, but it never got bad.

Lion got his spanking. He wasn’t thrilled about it, but he doesn’t have to be. He knows he needs spanking. That certainly doesn’t mean he has to like it. I used a combination of hard and soft implements. There was a wooden paddle and a Lucite paddle. And I used a rubber paddle and a leather paddle. At the very end, his skin broke in two places. I don’t know if it was because of the hard paddles or if the leather one, with its stitching, was the culprit. Either way, he didn’t bleed much. I was ready to stop swatting anyway.

We had a disappointing dinner of well-done reheated pizza. I had it in the oven while I spanked him and didn’t get back to it in time. Lion couldn’t/wouldn’t eat it. Then we had to figure out what he could eat. By the time we were done eating and I took a shower, he wasn’t in the mood for sex. I can’t blame him. It was getting late, and dinner was a fiasco. We held hands and watched TV.

Today is waxing day. When I’m done here, I’ll turn on the wax and clean off the table. It takes about three hours for the wax to melt and then cool a bit to a manageable temperature. I wish I could just slather him with hair remover cream, but his skin is too sensitive. Plus, that stuff tends to stink, and he’d never be able to handle the smell. (Won’t eat burnt pizza, sensitive skin, sensitive nose = high maintenance. Hands off, ladies! He’s mine.) Of course, the best part about waxing is the cleanup. I bet he’ll be in the mood for sex then. I should just skip the waxing and go right for the cleanup.

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