Maybe A Yelp And A Bang

Lion wrote yesterday that the year would go out with a yelp but not a bang. Why not both? He assumed he’d get an orgasm with the Magic Wand. It usually gets him very excited. I like seeing him straining to have an orgasm. And then I usually give in. But, last night, he didn’t get as excited. I’m not sure why. It might have been the angle. I was sitting on the opposite side of him. It’s somewhat more comfortable for me.

I didn’t mention it to Lion, but I planned to spank him earlier in the day tomorrow. Normally, I stop work at 12:30 on Fridays. Since I ran to pick up our prescriptions yesterday, I need to make up some time tomorrow. I also have some things I’d like to get done before the end of the year. However, working from home means I can take a short break to spank Lion. Lucky him! If I spank him earlier in the day, that leaves plenty of time for the year to go out with a bang. Maybe not a traditional bang. I still don’t know if I’m ready to attempt another Lion ride, but I can definitely try for a Lion orgasm before the clock strikes midnight.

I gave up on new year’s resolutions a long time ago. I bet if you go back to the last posts from last year and previous years, you’ll probably find a resolution or two that I had every intention of keeping. I’ll also bet at least one of them said I’d make new rules. And that’s exactly why I gave up resolutions. I don’t keep them. I think if you’re going to do something, you’re going to do it. Why add in all the fanfare? Want to eat healthier? You don’t have to do it just because you made a resolution. You can decide to do it at any time: March 22nd, tomorrow, a week from Tuesday. I’ll make a new rule when a new rule is needed. It will make itself known. Ha! Lion just did X. I hate X. I’ll make a rule. Until then, we’ll just keep motoring along, waiting for him to forget the damn coffee pot again.

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