I am not sure what’s going on, but Lion has not been interested in sex. Last night he wasn’t feeling well again. Maybe it was the late hour. Perhaps it was too much dinner – leftover turkey and fixings. Maybe he’s saving himself for when I wax his front side, and he can have some oily fun. We’ve both also been very tired. I don’t normally take naps, but I have been for the past few days. I turned off the alarm, but there’s no way to turn off the doggie alarm. She woke us up at 6:30 yesterday and 7:30 this morning. The early dog gets the pets.
I wasn’t sure when I’d finish waxing Lion. I should probably do it today, so I can be sure to finish. Bending over was hurting my back, and I didn’t have too much to do on the back. His legs were the furriest. I’m glad I started at the bottom and worked my way up. I’m not sure if I would have been able to do a good job if I’d left them for last. It’s a daunting task. He’s got a lot of fur on his legs. By the time I’m done with him, he’ll have a swimmer’s body. There won’t be any hair left to slow him down in the water. Streamlined. Sleek.
I have no idea why Lion likes to be furless. It’s not like any wild lions are running around bare. Mexican hairless dogs look funny to me. Sphinx cats are weird-looking. Why would I want a hairless Lion? Well, I don’t want a completely hairless Lion. He likes waxed legs. I don’t. I do them every so often, so he gets his way. The rest of the time, they are furry.
When I clean him up, I slather oil all over him. It softens the wax. Then I use a towel to rub off the oil and the wax. Of course, when I’m waxing his front, I pay some attention to my weenie. I have to move it out of the way, and sometimes there is a hair or two on it. Once the oil comes out, that weenie gets extra attention. Lion says he doesn’t like lube. I guess oil is another thing. He gets very hard when I start jerking him off. Super hard. I haven’t given any thought to where he is in his wait when I wax him. Have I ever waxed him the day after an orgasm? I wonder if the oil would work its magic then. Is it the oil or the length of time he’s waited that’s the key?
I think today is day eight. That’s not much of a wait in the overall scheme of things. I doubt I’ll give him an orgasm while I’m cleaning him up. That’s too easy. The oil would do half the work for me. I like more of a challenge than that.
