Why do men like to see naked women, but most women shrug when asked if they like seeing naked men? I like seeing bare females. It’s not that I expect to be surprised by some new anatomical feature yet unrevealed to me. Just as women say all penises are essentially alike, so are nipples and vulvas. Sure, there are some differences. Some women have hidden inner labia (innies). Nipples and areolas vary in size and position. So what? Guys have circumcised and uncircumcised penises. Some are longer and thicker than others. Yawn.

I have to admit that when presented with picture after picture of full-frontal, sexy females, I get bored. An image like the one here is far sexier to me than seeing that woman bare-breasted. Maybe it’s the mystery of what she looks like out of that t-shirt. More likely, it is the inherent sexiness of imagining removing it for her. Ah-ha! Participation!

That may be my problem with porn and naked pictures. My attention span goes only so far when viewing other people doing what I like. A nice OTK video can get me aroused for a short while. Eventually, I lose interest. Perhaps I don’t have sufficient imagination. I’ve always been this way.

A while ago, I experimented. I found a porn video that turned me on. I got hard watching it. It’s a video of a woman teasing and masturbating a man in the shower (you can see it here). One reason it turned me on is that I’ve had several opportunities to enjoy the almost identical activity. It was easy to imagine myself in that scene. I also like that it is realistic and doesn’t emphasize a giant stream of semen at the end.

Anyway, this video ranks at the top of my porn hit parade. So, I came back a week later and viewed it again. It still turned me on. I returned after another week. This time I enjoyed it because it reminded me of my past, but it didn’t get a rise out of me. A week after that, I wondered why I saved the link. Then, this morning while writing this post, I watched the first minute or so. I liked it all over again. It didn’t get me hard, but both the man and the woman reminded me of myself and the women I did this with all those years ago.

I’ve always had a very limited interest in porn. I’ve never masturbated to it. I guess I’m odd. My masturbation, when I could do it, was always assisted by images in my head. My fantasies are almost always BDSM types of things, with me being humiliated and teased. Big surprise, huh? They are never regular sex. And yes, imagining shower sex is one of them. For the record, my shower sessions rarely ended with me ejaculating. Once clean, we finished up with fucking or oral sex. You could drown doing oral sex in a shower.

I don’t know what makes me different from all those guys who beat off watching online porn. It certainly isn’t some puritanical moral standard. As you know, I’m up for almost anything. It just doesn’t work for me. No matter how long Mrs. Lion has kept me waiting, I still don’t get much stimulation from my monitor. The same is true of sex toys. We’ve tried almost all of the masturbators on the market. They don’t seem to work for me. The single exception is our Magic Wand. Mrs. Lion can use it to get me off. Oh well.

I am currently in midair, on my way to my son’s wedding. Lion should be to my left, but he is home with the dog. She tried to bite people at the kennel so that she couldn’t stay there. We didn’t have a backup plan for her. Why would we need one? She’s a golden retriever. They don’t normally become aggressive. I guess she’s in more pain than we thought.

On the one hand, I am much more mobile without Lion with me. He moves more slowly than I do. On the other hand, I’d much rather be slowed up than be alone. I’d much rather not leave Lion alone. The problem is that I am occupied. Sure, I’m stuck on a plane for 4+ hours, but once I land, I’ll be driving and meeting up with family. Lion will do what he always does, except he won’t be waiting for me to come home. I won’t be home until Sunday night. We will have to be satisfied with texts, emails, and phone calls.

I attempted to get Lion excited last night. He got somewhat hard, and I thought we were on the way. After a while, he said he didn’t think he’d get any further. I was surprised that he got as hard as he did. He was tired, and he was upset at not being able to travel with me. I’m sure he was also thinking about being alone. As long as he enjoyed my sucking him, I count that as a win.

‘I have Monday off for the holiday. I was supposed to pick the dog up on Tuesday, so I have that day off too. Now I have to take the dog to the vet, and I have a doctor’s appointment in the afternoon. I’m planning to do some manscaping on Monday. Lion has gotten furry. Naturally, the lawn also needs to be mowed again. I can’t seem to escape mowing one thing or another. This time, Lion wins. He’ll be mowed first.

I occasionally browse through the porn sites to look for ideas that might inspire a post or learn what we might do to improve our activities. I looked at some spanking videos with no purpose in mind. I am not allowed to masturbate, so I don’t look for turn-ons. Mostly, I’m just curious. When she wants to spank me, Mrs. Lion has found it challenging to get me into a position that provides her with good access to my bottom. She also wants to keep me from moving.

We’ve tried having me draped over the edge of the bed. That didn’t give her very good access. Currently, I lie along the footboard with my butt raised by a yoga pillow that Mrs. Lion bought. She is still quite limited. Then, I saw this video. There was nothing particularly interesting about the spanking, but how the guy was positioned was brilliant. He was put across a cushioned stool, the sort you would buy for sitting at a home counter. There was a leather belt attached that buckled around his waist. His bottom draped nicely over one end (see image, right). It was a virtual OTK position.

Access was very easy. He had nowhere to go. This position makes it very difficult to hold legs out straight. They naturally fall. This stretches the skin on the bottom. I can tell you from my experience that any position that forces the skin to tighten, magnifies the pain. That’s why I can’t be positioned on my knees. The pain is so great that I flatten myself out on the bed. The idea behind the yoga pillow is to elevate me and stretch my butt.

Mrs. Lion’s new spanking bench

It’s easy and inexpensive to duplicate this setup. A similar bench is $85 Amazon. It’s 25-inches high. This is the same height as the bed. Amazon offers free returns on it. We ordered it. Delivery is scheduled for tomorrow.

Aside from the problems we have aligning correctly for OTK, Mrs. Lion likes some distance between us so she can use longer-handle paddles. She appreciates the extra force she can deliver with them.  It seems a little odd that after all the years she has been spanking me, we haven’t come up with a spanking position that works well enough. I have high hopes this latest try will work well for both of us.

Our current spanking position with me on the bed draped over a yoga pillow. Mrs. Lion stands to my right. I’m next to the foot of the bed.

When I am on the stool, my position is very different from it was when I was positioned over the edge of the bed. The bed is soft, and my body pushed it down. My hips angled downward and prevented a proper rear-end presentation. The stool is hard with a thin pad. My hips will be held up while my thighs drop at nearly a right angle. It will take a lot of work to hold my legs out to reduce the stretch. I can’t increase the padding that makes the spanking hurt less. If I’m strapped to the stool, I can’t wriggle much either. I can kick my feet, but that doesn’t do a thing to get in Mrs. Lion’s way.

Poor Lion. I know, I did it to myself.

When I went to drop off the dog at the kennel this morning, she bared her teeth and snapped at the kennel workers. She wouldn’t even let them put a water bowl in her pen. The vet said she had some pain in her right hip. She bared her teeth at him during her latest exam. He prescribed medication and I thought she was doing okay. Since the kennel didn’t want to put their workers at risk of being bitten (I agreed wholeheartedly), I schlepped her back home.

This caused a big problem. What can we do with the dopey dog who tries to bite people. My only thought was having our neighbors feed her and let her out a few times a day. Lion didn’t want to leave her alone for two days. I understand that. I was just trying to save the trip. Instead, Lion cancelled his flight so he could stay with the dog. Now I have to worry about Lion and the dog being home while I’m at a wedding.

We’ll go out later to pick up a prescription and some easy food for Lion to prepare. He’s not incapable in the kitchen. He just can’t see very well, so simple is better. Now I have to figure out the dog. Her bowls are on the floor. Can Lion pick them up to clean them? Can he carry the water bowl when it’s full? I bet he didn’t think of that. Can he manage giving her pills to her? She’s been giving me difficulty taking her pills. I’ve had to mush them into peanut butter or cream cheese. It works but it leaves me with sticky fingers. I’m sure he’ll manage. I’m just worried about them both and I know he is too. [Lion — I can manage her bowls. I have done it before. I put the empty water bowl on the floor and fill it with a pitcher. Humph!]

Lion really wanted to go to the wedding with me. He hasn’t been part of many of my family events and this was going to be fun. Now I’m a solo Lioness on the loose. Look out Georgia!

[Lion — Mrs. Lion had her small-but-vicious paddle packed too. This would have been my first trip in over two years. This is very disappointing. I’m not too worried about Mrs. Lion getting into any trouble. She talks a good game but isn’t all that inclined to get into mischief by herself. She needs me for that. It’s going to be a very long, lonely weekend for me.]