10,000 Handjobs

Sometimes it feels like all I do is write. I know, I’m a writer now. It makes sense that I should be busy at the keyboard. Still, it’s fairly new to me. I began my new writing career about a year ago. I’ve learned a lot in that time. For one thing, I have to figure out how to sell my work. I self-published a novel. It’s gotten some good reviews. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get the word out so that people might buy it. I’m glad I decided to publish it myself. The chances of landing an agent and a real publisher are between slim and none.

What will I do with my next book? I can’t see it selling any better on Amazon. I don’t know any published authors who could introduce me to an agent. Unsolicited submissions have no serious chance of success. Maybe this is my whiney weekend. It’s unattractive, and I’ll stop. Besides, if I am any good, someone will discover me. After all, how many literary lions are there?

I think that Mrs. Lion will need to stick with blowjobs. Our handjob experiment wasn’t very successful. It isn’t her fault. It’s mine. Maybe after 10,000 handjobs, my penis loses sensitivity. Remember that all the edging we did almost every day for seven years was with Mrs. Lion’s hand. Maybe it wasn’t really 10,000, but it was almost certainly over 5,000.

Anyway, she gives the best head I’ve ever gotten. I’m delighted that she wants to keep being so nice to me. I’m very happy. Meanwhile, I’ve been doing some research. Every night for the last year or so, I’ve been taking melatonin to help me get to sleep. This is a harmless, natural substance that the body produces. It helps control our sleep cycle. Melatonin supplements are medically approved to help with sleep and to assist in helping our day/night cycles.

I tried different doses and found that 40mg at bedtime will put me to sleep in less than an hour. I haven’t noticed any obvious side effects. This is a much larger dose than WebMD and other sites say are typical. I tried smaller amounts, 3mg, for example. It had no effect on me. I worked my way up to 40mg. It is great.

The only thing is that my sex drive is way down, and I’ve been depressed. There are obvious reasons for some depression, what with the pandemic and losing my job. It turns out that a known side effect of melatonin is also depression. It’s fairly rare. I tried just leaving the melatonin out. I had miserable nights. My latest idea is to reduce the dose. The chances are that if any of my troubles are due to it, the reduced dosage will also lower the side effects. Last night I took 30mg. I had no trouble sleeping. In a couple of days, I’ll go down to 20. Experimental lion!

I’m going to ask Mrs. Lion to return to blow jobs. I hope she will. Meantime, we can see if my sexual responsiveness improves as the dose of melatonin decreases. Wish me luck!

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