Growls And A Blow Job Trainer

There’s an episode of the 1960’s sitcom, “The Andy Griffith Show” where a couple violently fights all of the time. Sheriff Andy is often called in to intervene. He finally decides to teach them to be nice to one another. They come to his office each day and practice “Mornin’ Darlin'”, “Mornin’ Sweetie”. Eventually, they learn to be very kind to each other. Now, instead of fighting at home, they are mean to everyone else they know. Finally, Andy has to trick them into going back to fighting with one another.

Mrs. Lion and I like that episode. We start each day with a “Mornin’ Darlin'” and “Mornin’ Sweetie.” It never fails to make us smile. You may be wondering what this has to do with our blog. Yesterday, Mrs. Lion wrote that she has made two more rules for me: I am not allowed to yell at local news people for being incompetent. I’m similarly not allowed to deride stupid game show contestants.

She’s taking away my growl. If I can’t growl at the TV, will I growl at real, live people instead? Sounds an awful lot like the “Andy Griffith Show,” doesn’t it? Mrs. Lion is right. I will almost certainly earn quite a few punishments before I am trained to be silent. I can’t help but wonder what will happen to all those bottled-up growls.

blow job trainer?

Speaking of training, I saw this product on Amazon the other day. The description says it is a Japanese face exerciser. Yeah, sure, that’s the ticket. A face exerciser. Just think, ladies, for $17.99 you can exercise your face.

According to the blurb:

This jaw exerciser strengthens the muscles around your face, jaw, and neck and will cause the jaw muscles to become firmer and tighter.

It’s an ideal gift! Whether use at home/office/school/GYM/traveling, our jaw exerciser helps chisel jaw muscles in just 3-20(Increase slowly day by day) minutes of daily exercise in anywhen and anywhere. Perfect for creating a slim face and to prevent aging skin after just 8 weeks treatment. It’s really a special present for Christmas/New/Year/Birthday/Valentine’s day/Father’s day/Mother’s day and so on.

OK, Mrs. Lion, I know what to get you for Christmas!

Mornin’ Darlin’

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2 Comments

  1. 1. And when you unlearn to growl at TV, will this rule be canceled?
    2. The simulator is good. But it seems to me there is another way and a subject for such training. Moreover, two issues are solved at once. And muscles are pumped up and pleasure for someone 🙂

  2. very nice post and love the jaw exerciser love to see it in use at the local health club. it is a pretty color

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