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As you’ve no doubt discovered, our blog has been up and down for a few days. Lion’s been working to fix the problem. I don’t even pretend to understand what’s going on. It’s like he’s explaining his work to me. My eyes glaze over in no time. I think the blog issues are also affecting his desire/need for sex. He didn’t seem very receptive last night and then said he wanted to go check on the blog.

This morning, I ate breakfast alone. Lion was up before me and checking on the blog. I went to work (less than 20 feet away) and joined Lion while he ate breakfast. After he was done, he buried his nose in his iPad and did something with the blog. I said a few things to him, but he was too engrossed in things to respond. I almost said something but then I realized this is similar to my burying my face in my iPad. The difference, of course, is that I usually hear when Lion says something to me even if I’m reading. I may not hear exactly what he says, but I register that he said something.

Since the blog is Lion’s baby, I understand he wants it functioning. He usually doesn’t spend that much time on it so I don’t think it’s really a big deal. I just want to make sure it doesn’t continue to disrupt things. I don’t have a problem eating breakfast alone of having Lion’s face buried in an iPad. I’m obviously more concerned that it doesn’t interfere with his desire for sex.

Listen to me. I’m concerned about him not wanting sex. Me!

I don’t really think we’ll have a problem, but I I’m keeping an eye on it. It’s also not too long (four days) since his last orgasm so it’s not entirely unusual for him to not be very horny. My point is that we need to make sure we don’t fall into the doldrums. Lion probably doesn’t want to bother me by asking for sex because he thinks he’s being selfish, but I need to know when he’s horny. I’m proud of myself for making this a high priority. I don’t usually think too much about sex, even for Lion. I’m trying to be more proactive.

I’ll make sure we get back on track. This long weekend might help. But first, we’re off for more pickling and jam supplies.

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In: Sex, Lion's Journal, Male Chastity

I am getting fewer orgasms this year. So far I’ve ejaculated 25 times this year. Last year at the end of August it was 34. Mrs. Lion hasn’t been reducing my allocation. It’s primarily due to my inability to be edged until a week or more after my last orgasm. That’s not entirely correct. I probably can be edged, but the time and effort it takes are too much for both of us.

Aside from that, Mrs. Lion seems comfortable with this slower pace. I’m averaging about one orgasm every two weeks. She’s said that the appropriate wait between orgasms is 7 to 10 days. This longer wait seems to increase the amount of semen I produce. Mrs. Lion likes this increase. I expect she will make this longer wait permanent. It will probably become 14 to21 days.

Looking back, this change seems to fit my sexual cycle quite well. There are times I want to ejaculate after only a few days, but based on the semen production and the time it takes to get me to the edge, this longer wait makes a lot of sense. If my sexual clock changes again, Mrs. Lion will notice. However, I don’t think she will change things. She likes having me horny.

Speaking of waits, the reprint of my Evotion male chastity device should be arriving any day now. When we get it I will be locked up again. Mrs. Lion decided not to lock me in my Jail Bird while we wait for the Evotion cage to arrive. My urethra tends to drift and ends up straddling one of the bars. This causes a nasty spray when I pee. The Evotion cage keeps me centered and peeing nicely. I’m wild until the Evotion reprint arrives.

Mrs. Lion doesn’t mind if I play with my penis as long as I don’t get close to the edge of orgasm. I rarely do this, but it is a temptation while I am wild. I don’t wear any clothing at home so access is unfettered. Once locked in a male chastity device, even the possibility of touching is eliminated.

Like most men, I’m fond of my penis. I like the way it looks and feels when it is hard. I think it is particularly attractive when hairless. I’ve never been very fond of genital hair. For the record, hairy or not, I like the way Mrs. Lion looks. She is natural and has rather light, sparse pubic hair. I’m very glad that the current trend is to remove pubic hair.

I’ve just completed migrating the blog to the cloud. As things like this go, it was pretty painless. Our site should be loading faster. We will be saving some money. That’s particularly important now.

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I didn’t have time to write a post yesterday. I suppose if I had anything to write about I might have made the time. It’s just as well I guess because Lion decided to do some work on the blog. You may have noticed some issues with access. It’s been up and down and sideways for most of the day. He just said it’s ready and I had trouble logging in. Of course, I wasn’t doing it right. He had to come huff and puff and tell me everything that’s wrong with how many tabs I have open and I’m not signing into the blog correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m working and doing other things so I have a million tabs open. Shoot me.

As you can probably guess, I’m not the most tech savvy person. Compared to people at work, I’m certainly not the least. Some of them can’t connect a printer even with step by step instructions. Anyway, Lion doesn’t like to get on my computer and I’d just as soon not have him on it either. He grumbles too much. And since I’m still trying to work, I don’t have a lot of time to mess around with the blog anyway. But since I’m here, I thought I’d put in a post.

Yesterday, before he turned the blog upside down, Lion wrote a post about a better way to play a Jeopardy-based game. First, we started out with Zapardy in which he’d have the shock collar around his balls and receive a jolt for each wrong answer. He tended to not take a chance answering if he wasn’t positive about the answer so he wouldn’t get shocked. Then he suggested Spankardy in which I’d keep track of his wrong answers on a clicker and give him his swats afterward. We’ve never played this version. At some point, I said the problem with the game is that I like to answer too, but I can’t since I’m waiting to see if he’s going to answer. So he came up with new rules.

Holy smokes! When he makes rules, he makes rules. It’s not quite as complicated as the NFL rule book, but wow. If I answer correctly first, he gets swatted. If he answers correctly first, he’s safe. If he doesn’t answer, he gets swatted. If he answers incorrectly, he gets swatted. But the number of swats changes depending on when or if or how he answers. It sounds too complicated to me. I suggested just playing Spankardy with the last rules we had and go from there. For the record, it was one swat for not answering and two for an incorrect answer. He said he wanted it to be fun for both of us. Complications do not equal more fun for me. I’m not exactly sure what kind of swats I’m doing either. It doesn’t seem right to do a full punishment swat. Maybe we should just go back to the shock collar.

The biggest obstacle for me is remembering to play. I like to vegetate while Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy are on. Sometimes dinner is late or we’re full from dinner. By the time I remember we’re in Double Jeopardy or Lion says we should have been playing because he’s getting a lot of answers right. Maybe it’s a matter of saying Wednesday night is Zapardy night or whatever day of the week we decide. Clearly we need to make more of an effort.

[Lion replies — The blog has been relocated to the cloud. This should improve the quality of service. It also saves us some money. Things should be stable by the time you read this.

The rule change I suggested isn’t all that complicated. If Mrs. Lion answers correctly before me, I get 2 swats. If I answer incorrectly, 2 swats. If I don’t answer at all, 1 swat. This is a simpler set than I originally proposed. I suggested that the Spankardy swats be like her NFL swats. FYI they were pretty hard!]

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Mrs. Lion loves to play games. However, she is notably reluctant to play games that involve me. I’ve wondered about this for some time. I don’t think it’s because she doesn’t like doing things with me. I wondered if the effort required might be the problem. It’s certainly possible. However, it might be simpler than that. She likes to play the games, not necessarily be the quiz master.

For example, when we play Zapardy, her job is to administer shocks when I miss questions. I doubt that’s too much fun for her; though she does enjoy giving me shocks. I know that she likes to play along and answer questions herself. It has to be less enjoyable when she is simply waiting to see if I get them right.

The exception to this is when we play our NFL game. She genuinely seems to enjoy administering swats when points are scored or there are turnovers. Spanking me for those situations doesn’t interfere with her watching the game. There is always plenty of time to get me red and sore during the commercials. She does like spanking me when we play that game.

Maybe we need to make our Jeopardy games more interactive. Perhaps allowing Mrs. Lion to be an active participant should be part of the way we construct any of our BDSM games. Maybe we should change the rules for the Jeopardy game. Currently, failing to answer a question earns me one shock or spank depending on whether we are playing with the shock collar or the paddle. Getting a question wrong earns me two swats or shocks. Answering the question correctly allows me to avoid the penalty.

When we play for spanks, Mrs. Lion has a counter she clicks for each swat I earn. She administers all of them at one time after the show is over. When we play for shocks, she administers them immediately. What if Mrs. Lion gets to play as well? Just like the contestants on the live show, she has the opportunity to answer before I do. If I’m fast enough to answer first and I get it correct, no penalty. If she answers it correctly first, two swats or shocks for me. If I answer first and get it wrong, four swats or shocks. If both of us fail to answer, one shock or swat for me.

This way Mrs. Lion is not only the judge and executioner, she is also an active contestant. I realize that upping the ante this way has a very strong probability of increasing the number of penalties I earn. If by doing this Mrs. Lion can have more fun, it’s worthwhile.

Since this game is much more complex for her, she probably doesn’t want to get distracted by administering shocks during the play. I think playing for swats makes more sense. Also, based on the way she likes to play the NFL game, making this game Spankardy instead of Zapardy, perhaps it will be a winner. A winner for her, that is. I’m guaranteed to end up with a sore rump.