Back to Work and Bored

I am back at work and not happy about it. I don’t know how nurses and doctors do it. I’ve been wearing a mask for about an hour and a half and I’m already sick of it. My glasses fog up intermittently and I have a headache. The headache may be more from the fact that I’m actually at work than home doing the same damn work. I sort of get it. “My team misses you,” is what the email said. They’ll miss me even more if I get the virus and die. Oh well. Let’s not dwell on the macabre.

Lion, with his stellar luck at picking things from the Box O’Fun, chose ball swats last night. For the record, I did a tiny bit of research yesterday to try to spice things up for Lion. I didn’t come up with anything I didn’t already know was out there. I didn’t think I would, but I guess I’ll keep looking for whatever it is I’m supposed to be finding. As you can guess, my weenie was very excited for the ball swats. He jumped to attention and didn’t even mind when I included some swats to his head. Personally, I don’t think I was swatting very hard, but Lion was wincing the entire time. Obviously, I don’t really know what it feels like to be swatted in the nuts. I told him they were just love-taps but he wasn’t buying it.

I then proceeded to give him a boring blow job. I got him very close. I think he was sweating a little bit. He said he was frustrated afterward. My response to this announcement is always, “Good!” I have done my job. Always leave them wanting more…except when it’s time to give him what he really wants. Lion insists the blow job was not boring. I swear that’s what he said. I know he also means the lead up can be boring, but I swear he said hand jobs and blow jobs can get boring. I’m not sure exactly how much more exciting it would be to throw in the occasional vaginal or anal sex, but what do I know? I’ll see if I can sneak in some more research tonight to find other forms of excitement for him. That is, if the day ever ends. So far, I’ve only killed an hour and forty-five minutes.

[Lion — I never said (or thought) blow jobs are boring. I love them! I used to adore handjobs. I’m not sure why they are less effective right now]

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  1. Yeah, it’s not clear what your employer’s motivation is if you can do your job at home… take care

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