No Sex, Less Hair, And Evil Twitter

We’ve both had on-and-off digestive issues. As a result, I haven’t had any sexual attention since my orgasm last week. I’m not complaining. I haven’t been very interested. That doesn’t mean I won’t be interested when Mrs. Lion is ready, just means that I don’t seem all that ready to go so far. It’s been five days since I came. This is an exceptionally long period of time without sexual contact for us. I don’t know if this is a problem or just an accident. I don’t see any long-term trend pointing to more and more time passing between orgasms. In the short term, my waiting period has gone up by at least three days. It could be biological or perhaps emotional.

I realize this isn’t a piece of particularly interesting news on a blog like ours. However, it is what it is. The key element of fun in orgasm control is conflict. If the male partner wants to have an orgasm and the female makes him wait, it makes for interesting reading. In other words,  one party has to want it and the other not so much. When Mrs. Lion is making no move to do anything with me and I’m completely happy with that situation, there is no conflict or tension, therefore no sexy fun.

Neither of us is sleeping very well. Not sure what the problem could be. But we are both sleep-deprived right now. That contributes to my lack of libido. I’m pretty sure other couples go through things like this too. Even other bloggers have lulls in the action. Our commitment to daily journaling hangs this dirty linen on the line for all to see.

As of this morning, I am 75% waxed. On Tuesday, Mrs. Lion started to do the back side of me. She got through my butt, my back, and the back of one leg. I asked her to stop I was getting uncomfortable lying on my stomach on the massage table. I expect that she will resume today. I have to admit that I like the way my chest looks with no hair. I have tiny nipples and I like their contrast with my rather fair skin. I’m allowed a little bit of vanity, right?

Whenever we publish a post, it goes out as an announcement on twitter. I’ve discovered that if the first picture in any post is of genitals, particularly male genitals, twitter will somehow suppress any new people following my account. If I don’t publish any naughty pictures for a while, followers flock to us. This is typical of social network manipulation. Still, it’s a good idea to follow us if you want immediate notification of new posts. Another way is to simply subscribe to our posts. Just put your email address in the box at the top right of the page and you will be notified each time we publish.

Hopefully, by tomorrow, I’ll have much more interesting things to talk about.

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      A little bit, yes. I have to be careful about being too full of myself.

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