Sometimes Lion is a toddler. Last Friday when I said I wanted him to take a sleeping pill so he’d be awake for the weekend, it was in response to the previous weekend when he couldn’t make it out of the house to go shopping because he hadn’t slept and was too tired. He interpreted it to mean he’d get lucky early and, presumably often, Saturday. He seemed hurt when I told him I had other things to do.
As it was, he reminded me several times that he was horny.
“I’m ready when you are!” he’d tell me.
“You have a horny Lion here.” I get it.
“Buh, buh, buh. Horny.” Yes, dear.
Finally I told him he was being impossible. He said he was just keeping me in the loop. Oh? He was being so subtle I didn’t realize.
He doesn’t like when I call him a toddler. What else would you call it? One track mind? He wants what he wants when he wants it. That seems like a textbook example of toddler behavior. Can’t you just imagine him pouting in a corner because he didn’t get his way? No. He’s not that bad.
I guess he must have been really horny to be that annoying. He doesn’t do it that often. And I guess I should welcome it since he’s had some trouble lately getting to the edge. Still, I only made it worse for him Saturday night. He was breathing so hard by the time I got done with him. I told him he shouldn’t be looking for an orgasm so soon, but we both knew it would happen in a day or two.
And it turns out he got one last night. It was only after I had him breathing hard again and I’d started and stopped a few times. I don’t know if he thought he’d be waiting another day or not. I was all over the place. I edged him very quickly, then slowed down. I’d get him so close he was almost sweating. I’d let him calm down like I was done. And we’d go again. And finally I let him come. I hope he liked the roller coaster ride.
[Lion — I didn’t think I was going to get an orgasm last night. I thought that Mrs. Lion was doing a masterful job teasing me and that she would make me wait a few more days. I was surprised when she took me over the top.]