Nope. I didn’t whomp Lion last night. He was all tucked under the blankets and then he snoozed a little. I feel like we’ve taken a few steps back this week. Rest assured, we will come back.
Around 9 I unlocked Lion and we snuggled a bit. He seemed interested but not interested enough to sustain an erection for long. Just before bedtime I told him I was leaving him wild for the night. Sometimes he thinks he’s getting away with it when I don’t lock him up. I wanted to be sure he knew that I knew he was still wild.
This morning Lion reminded me today is punishment day. He’s been trying very hard not to get himself in any more trouble even if I haven’t been taking care of the backlog of swats. I might have to come up with some other punishment so I can get caught up. The only thing I can think of is Icy Hot and that seems extreme.
I suppose (I always hear that phrase in my mother’s exasperated voice) I need to do some waxing this weekend. That is, if Lion can get down the stairs. He’s been pretty wobbly since we got back from our trip. He seemed fine while we were away because he was moving more. At home it’s easier to stay in bed and watch TV. Maybe I need to chase him around the house with a paddle. I’m sure that would limber him up. And if I catch him, well, I owe him swats anyway.
Now there is a vision that amuses… a naked lion running around while chased by you and the occasional catch by you followed by a loud “smack” and then a burst of speed by lion as he attempts to get away again. It might help both of you deal with your weight issues! lol