Over Half A Million People Have Seen My Penis

half a million people
This is what half a million people look like.

We’re well into our sixth year of blogging. The other day we were interviewed on the “All the Sex” podcast. (Click here to listen). It was a fun experience that both of us enjoyed. If you ever doubted that there are two of us, I think the podcast is proof positive we really are a couple.

After being on the podcast, I started thinking about what all this blogging means in terms of numbers. We have written about 2 million words primarily about my penis. That’s pretty amazing considering that I’m absolutely average. I’ve always published actual photographs of the penis in question as well as my butt when appropriate. By this time well over half a million people have seen my genitals and my naked rear. I think that’s probably more than many porn stars who get paid for showing their stuff.

I’m not having any second thoughts or misgivings. I believe we have done the right thing and it certainly makes sense to me to show you what all those words are describing. From time to time I’ve asked our readers how they feel about such explicit images. Almost everyone who responds say they like them. Cool!

my penis hard and soft
You can decide for yourself. Here I am flaccid and erect. Admittedly, the erect picture is more dramatic, but that’s the same penis.
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There have been some limits in terms of what I’ve shown. I don’t believe I’ve ever published any pictures of me ejaculating. The vast majority of the images are of my flaccid penis inside and outside of chastity devices. There have been a few shots when I’ve been erect.

Pictures of my butt have been limited to illustrating damage done by well-deserved spankings and size comparisons to illustrate various spanking implements. I don’t believe you’ve ever seen my bunghole. I expect you probably don’t want to.

shortest jail bird on lion's penis
Typical image of my penis safely locked in a chastity device.

Images of Mrs. Lion have been limited to her hand and arm as they hold spanking tools or my penis. I think that’s fine since it’s all that’s really relevant to show of her anatomy. My sexual anatomy, on the other hand, is completely relevant.

lion's spanked butt
Typical butt shot showing the result of a lioness spanking.

I believe that butts and penises are sufficiently similar to one another to make identification of exactly who I am would be very difficult based on the pictures published here. Occasionally I will publish a stock image obtained on the web when we don’t have anything that does a good job illustrating what I’m writing about. But, the vast majority of what you see here is attached to me.

Mrs. Lion enjoys seeing my erect penis. She’s commented that she’s less interested in me when I’m flaccid. She explains that this is because she thinks an erection is aesthetically much more pleasing than a flaccid penis. You can decide for yourself. I’ve published pictures of both in this post.

tenderizer paddle on lion's butt
Typical illustration showing  the relative size of a paddle. My butt provides a standard measure.

In the course of my research I’ve run across pictures of other penises. I don’t find them sexually arousing. Clearly I’m heterosexual. However, when I was watching the video on how to wax male genitals I made an interesting observation. Before the waxing began, I felt vaguely repelled by the hairy cock and balls filling the screen. As the wax removed pubic hair, the image was much more pleasing to me. I think hairless balls look much better than hairy ones.

This could be because I haven’t had any pubic hair in decades. It really does look odd to me when I see hair down there. I suppose I look odd to people used to seeing bushy male pubes. The current trend is hairless genitals for both sexes. I approve.

I think a lot of guys who may normally keep themselves bushy, end up removing pubic hair after they’ve been locked in chastity for a while. The hair definitely gets caught in and pulled by the device.

figged lion
While I haven’t shown my bumhole, I did show a big piece of ginger root painfully nested in my anus.

In fairness, a percentage of what we discuss isn’t focused on my penis and butt. We also talk about our power exchange. It’s true that there is a sexual component to the way I’m punished for breaking rules, but the bottom line is that I defer to Mrs. Lion.

Our readership goes down a bit when we talk about FLRD and spanking. It goes up quite dramatically when we talk about my penis and enforced male chastity. This is completely reasonable. After all, this is The Male Chastity Journal. It isn’t a spanking blog or one about female domination.

As a side effect of the need to illustrate the blog, I have a pretty large collection of images featuring my genitals and rear end. Mrs. Lion and I have both gotten quite good at taking pictures of my penis and ass. How useful!

Because we publish a tweet each time a post goes up, and tweets feature the first image in the post, I’ve had to consider keeping that first image R-rated. That’s true in this post. I’ve long given up on making these posts safe to read at work. This just isn’t a topic that makes sense reading on a bus, plane, or at the office.

I wish that other bloggers who publish naked pictures of other people would consider replacing them with pictures of themselves. I think that when I read about someone’s sexual experience, I want to see the person being written about. Of course, that’s just my opinion.

2 Comments

  1. I agree with you that it is nice to see the blogger rather than a generic pic. Some do and some don’t!

    1. Author

      I feel good about using pictures of myself. I don’t think I’m particularly special in the penis or ass departments. But, the images are another opportunity to connect with our readers. I do wish others would feel the same way.

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