Tone Down the Perkiness

clothespins on lion's balls
Lion hated it when I covered his balls with clothespins. He usually likes it, or at least puts up with the pinching. I won’t put up with his negative attitude.

I’m trying to figure out how best to help Lion. I found myself becoming perkier to drag him out of the doldrums. I realize he won’t just suddenly respond to my perkiness by saying he feels much better now. And perky people are annoying. The answer, I think, is to continue to be supportive and hope that things improve over time. I’m not going anywhere.

The good news is that Lion has appointments with both the surgeon and the ophthalmologist on Friday. I’m hoping they’ll have some answers for him. Something more than “wait and see”.

I managed to wax Lion’s balls, around the base of my weenie and his crack last night when I got home from work. He says he feels much better with smooth balls. Maybe this weekend we can get more of him waxed. That will definitely be a step toward getting back to normal.

Lion wasn’t very excited when I washed my weenie in the shower. I’m sure it felt good but he didn’t seem as erect as he did a few days ago. Maybe between weekend waxing and being locked up again, he’ll start perking up. While I don’t want to put a lot of pressure on him, I want to make sure he knows I’m not giving up. He won’t just get locked away and forgotten. I’ll still be unlocking him at least every other day for the chance to be edged.

One thing that will have to change is Lion’s attitude toward play. Admittedly, he was only upset once. But if things are to continue as usual, he’ll have to accept Velcro and clothespins and any other mean thing I want to do to him. Just as he has (almost) every other time. I may even play with him when he doesn’t want me to. I’m willing to try anything. Are you, Lion?

[Lion — I guess I have to accept it. Don’t worry, I will. I really don’t know what’s going on. I just wish these bad feelings would go away.]