Lion assured me he was horny yesterday. When I released him from his cage, the evidence was there. Deep grill marks in the head of his penis. Poor Mr. Weenie had been straining to get out of the cage.
We started out the night with some punishment swats. There was only one penny in the Lion bank this time. He had eaten before me at lunch over the weekend. I guess I lull him into believing I’m not paying attention and then pounce on him when he does something. Sometimes he’ll say he was sure I ate already. Other times I just get a sheepish grin. Usually, if I know I’ll take a while getting ready to eat, I’ll tell him he can start. I don’t want the poor boy to starve. For the most part, he is a good boy and waits patiently.
I had completely forgotten about his sweet spot on his left cheek until I hit it and he launched off the bed. It’s not like I’m aiming for it maliciously. It is, after all, prime real estate on the Lion butt. Perhaps I just need to toughen it up with more regular spankings. He never had this problem before. Clearly he’s out of practice. 2.0 can fix that.
Lion has been very tired the past few days. He hasn’t been sleeping well. Maybe 2.0 isn’t wearing him out enough. She’ll need to be more demanding. Perhaps a mid-week sling session. Maybe multiple edging sessions a night. I’ve never thought about edging him, letting him rest and then edging him again. Maybe that’s just what he needs. 2.0 can probably tire both of us out.
I assured Lion this morning that 2.0 is here to stay. That is, of course, unless she morphs into 3.0.