My Horny Boy

My poor Lion is very horny. He has managed not to be grumbly so far, but he does tell me several times a day that he is horny. It makes me smile. Mostly because he wouldn’t be horny if it weren’t for two big reasons.

Number one is, of course, he asked me to cage him. Silly boy! If he were still free he could give himself all the attention he desired. I know he wants my attention and the cage has helped achieve that, but ultimately he’s screwed because it’s harder for him to get screwed.

Number two is he asked me to make him wait and give him a scheduled orgasm date. My hands are tied! Nothing I can do about it. Of course there is. But he tells me I give in too much. I almost did last night as I was sucking him. He would have been happy if I gave in, but then he probably would have but disappointed that he didn’t make it to the end of his wait. That’s one of those times when I can’t win.

Lion also said that I must be really ready for an orgasm. I’m still waiting on my monthly visitor. He said an orgasm can help cure that. I don’t doubt it. There have been times in the past that I have been very horny just before I think it should come and it seems the orgasm primed the pump. That was back when I was horny. Now I just feel bloated and crampy and disgusting. Sexy, huh? Yeah. Bring on that orgasm! Woohoo! (Sarcasm, Lion.) [Lion — Sigh]

Tonight is play night for Lion again since we have plans on Friday. I’m trying to adhere to my every other day play schedule. I don’t want the horny boy to miss being teased for an extra day. That might make him less horny on Saturday for his orgasm. I doubt he would be, but fair is fair.

Speaking of Saturday, it’s Valentine’s day! The day for love. The day for greeting cards. The day for $100 dozen roses. We have been known to get each other presents, but I think in the past year especially, we tend to look at every day as a day for love. The roses are certainly cheaper on the other days.